A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.
“I can’t do that, officer.”
“Why not?”
“Because I’m an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube.”
“Okay, we’ll just get a urine sample down at the station.”
“Can’t do that either, officer.”
“Why not?”
“Because I’m a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup.”
“Alright, we could get a blood sample.”
“Can’t do that either, officer.”
“Why not?”
“Because I’m a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die.”
“Fine then, just walk this white line.”
“Can’t do that either, officer.”
“Why not?”
“Because I’m drunk.”
2007-11-28 10:09:49 · 14 answers · asked by Marci_Bby♥ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
props to.... elyk_is_kool
2007-11-28 10:41:40 · update #1
LOL... Very very very funny !!
A star 4 u
2007-12-02 07:42:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-11-28 10:13:54 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounding Medicly funny. try putting in Medicine Yahoo Answers, they will appreciate the irony, i think
2007-11-28 10:14:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats funny
2007-11-28 10:14:37 · answer #4 · answered by Ghost 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL another good one
2007-11-28 18:53:19 · answer #5 · answered by Trish 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-11-28 10:21:05 · answer #6 · answered by Sweet Heart V 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-11-28 10:21:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i have asthma
2007-11-28 10:20:37 · answer #8 · answered by anon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it b4 but i still laughed :)
2007-11-28 10:13:00 · answer #9 · answered by cottoncandy55 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Imao!! * 4 u!!!!!
2007-11-28 10:22:43 · answer #10 · answered by Softball is my middle name! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋