1. Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: it's triplets.
Ugly: You had a
vasectomy five years ago.
2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you. Bad: She wants
a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer.
3. Good: Your youngest son is finally maturing. Bad: He's
involved with the
woman next door. Ugly: So are you.
4. Good: Your wife and you agree, no more kids. Bad: Your
wife can't find
her birth control pills.
Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.
5. Good: Your oldest son understands fashion. Bad: He's
a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than your wife.
6. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to
your 10 year old daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.
7. Good: Your son is dating someone new. Bad: It's the pet dog. Ugly: The dog is pregnant now.
8. Good: Your 15-year-old daughter got a new job. Bad: As
a hooker.
Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients. Very Ugly:
She makes more money than you do.
2007-11-28 10:02:56 · 16 answers · asked by Marci_Bby♥ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG THATS HILARIOUS HAHAHA U MADE MY DAY THANK YOU!
2007-11-28 10:06:47 · answer #1 · answered by - Brigitte </3 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-11-28 20:36:11 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. Here is another one I just made up, which you can add to your list. (LOL)
9. Good: Your kid wants to grow up to be the President.-- Bad: Your kid looks exactly like Richard Nixon. -- Ugly: Your kid happens to be a girl.
2007-11-30 22:27:17 · answer #3 · answered by Smart Dude 6 · 4⤊ 2⤋
I like it is very funny
2007-11-29 09:11:48 · answer #4 · answered by Marina D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is the joke very funny as in very funny and cool
2007-11-28 22:36:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG LOL right now I'm ROFLing
2007-11-28 18:08:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!
that wuz hella funny
2007-11-28 20:17:51 · answer #7 · answered by i tell it how it is! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny starred
2007-11-28 18:06:58 · answer #8 · answered by ozzy a 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was halarious that was a good joke.
2007-11-28 19:02:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ouch. lol
thoes are damn funnie.
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best of luck.my wishes to ya!
2007-11-28 20:03:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋