Entertainment & Music - 27 November 2007

An American captain meets up with his new First Officer and they don't get along very well.

"I have to tell you I don't like Chinese people" the captain tells him first off.

"Why you no like Chinese?" says the astonished wee man.

"Because you lot bombed Pearl Harbour!" thunders the irate master.

"No, no, no!" yells the Chinaman, "Japanese bomb Pearl Harbour, no Chinese!"

The captain is not impressed

"Japananese, Chinese, Vietnamese, ...all the same to me!" he bellows.

There is a silence of about twenty minutes as they stare away from each other.

"Me no like the Jews." the First Officer says suddenly.

The captain, being Jewish, is perturbed by this.

"Why don't you like the Jews?" he said

"Because Jewish people sink Titanic." returns the FO.

The captain bursts out laughing, "It was an iceberg that sunk the Titanic!" he says

"Iceberg, Goldberg, Speilberg, Rosenberg...all the same to me!"

2007-11-27 05:41:18 · 18 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

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OK so my birthday is in a few days what should I ask for I have no clue as to what I want I need ideas?

2007-11-27 05:41:16 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Are you a front, back, side sleeper, or allnight roller?

2007-11-27 05:39:47 · 22 answers · asked by Po 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Poll: Do you smile even when it's not OK?

I'm very grateful for your answers, thanks :)

2007-11-27 05:39:24 · 67 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Fred is sitting at the bar, when in walks a chap with a terrier dog.?

Fred leans down to pet the dog, which jumps up at him and pulls Fred's hat off his head.

Before Fred can react, the dog has run into the corner and sits down to chew up Fred's hat.

Fred turns to the owner and says "Can't you keep that dog under control?" The guy replies "Do me a favour; the dog is only doing what dogs do, don't be such a jessie."

Fred gets quite heated at this, and replies "Oh yeah? Well listen, pal, I dont much like your attitude."

To which the guy responds "Thats too bad. For a start, it wasn't my hat he chewed - it was yours."

2007-11-27 05:39:10 · 16 answers · asked by murphyslaw 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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What is something you wear year round?

I have to go with sunglasses. I'm in the South and it's always bright round here. :)

2007-11-27 05:38:51 · 20 answers · asked by orange c 4 in Polls & Surveys

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does anyone knows who plays the girl you get in the bathtub fully clothed in leona lewis' bleeding love video?

2007-11-27 05:38:21 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

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how many??

kids did you want when you were younger?

2007-11-27 05:38:17 · 28 answers · asked by Jenn [[Rick R.'s Manager]] 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Poll: Do you have a wii, a PS3 and a Nintendo 64?

I do. I also have lots of pop tarts.

2007-11-27 05:38:04 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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How can you learn to trust someone?

I feel like my fiancee has been caught in too many lies. It's killing me to not trust him. Can I ever regain that feeling?

2007-11-27 05:37:43 · 5 answers · asked by orange c 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Poll: Do you find yourself walking on by?

Or do you stop to at least try?

I'm very grateful for your answers, thanks :)

2007-11-27 05:37:36 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Is it really true that Men don't cry....?

2007-11-27 05:37:32 · 26 answers · asked by chrissy 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Special Cruise, funny.?

A blonde walks along the High Street and notices a sign pointing down an alley which reads "Cruise Special - Only £59"

She goes down this little seedy alley and at the end of it is a dingy travel agents.

She goes in and puts £59 on the counter.

"I'd like that cruise special!" she says

The guy promptly leads her into the back room, straps her onto a great big plastic tube, carries it and her down to the river and throws her in.

Another blonde sees the sign, goes down the alley, and she too asks for the £59 Cruise Special. The same thing happens to her.

As both dizzy blondes float down the river, one turns to the other and says "Do they serve refreshments on this cruise?"

The other replies, "Well, they didn't last year!"

2007-11-27 05:37:28 · 15 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

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I think all my contacts should start playing World Of Warcraft. Don't you think so too?

Dziad - LvL 66 Mage - Haomarush - Alliance

2007-11-27 05:37:20 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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what the hell is wrong with amy winehouse?

i love her as a singer she is amazing but she been tripin lately she really went to rehab after making the song. and i think her husband committed sucide. oh no he is in jail, never mind! life is crazy anybody now a days can be famous for stupid ****. you don't evn have to have a talent to be famous anymore! i think it's ridiclous and weird. please help me understand? what has happened to the world!

2007-11-27 05:37:15 · 8 answers · asked by Quel's 2 in Celebrities

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My boss plays his music SO loud I can't hear mine at all. What would you do?

His office is connected to mine, and he keeps the door open, and he plays his music quite loudly (he is a band teacher, so he usually is listening to the band's music to evaluate it). I would really like to just go in there and SHUT THE DOOR but I can't.

What would you do? Funniest answer gets 10 points!

2007-11-27 05:37:01 · 11 answers · asked by sprite 6 in Polls & Surveys

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If you won the lotto................?

............ would you spend it or count it first to make sure it was all there?

2007-11-27 05:36:40 · 28 answers · asked by .... 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Are Asian and Latin women universally thought of as being the best women?

With other women there is a debate if they're beautiful or not except for Asian and Latin women, most men almost unanamously agree that they are beautiful, hard working, and have the best personalities/attitudes. I'm a white guy and have no real bias, ive just observed this for a long.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/werksracer/ASIAN%20Women/MayaSimone.jpg

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u91/Cody_45/Vidapic.jpg

2007-11-27 05:36:30 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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