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Entertainment & Music - 27 November 2007

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2007-11-27 06:08:54 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A man goes into a bar and demands of the barman "A large forty year old whisky please". The barman surreptitiously gives him a 10 year old.

The man takes a sip and says immediately, "Excuse me, I think you may have made a mistake my good man, this is 10 year old whisky."

The barman apologises and thinks, well, okay maybe he can tell a 10 year old be what possibly the difference be between a 20 and 40 year old, so he pours a 20 year old.

"This is no good!" exclaims the man. "This is a 20 year old whisky! I can tell the age of any whisky by simply tasting it."

By now interest has developed in the situation and everyone in the bar urges the barman to test him out, all saying they'll pay for each shot.

After about ten whiskies, all correctly guessed to the admiration of all, the man says that he has finished for the evening. An old guy emerges with a wee goldie.

"If you could indulge me, son" the old man says, "could you try just one more?"

The man shrugs, takes the proferred glass and downs it.

Instantly he splutters and yells "That tastes like p*ss!"

"Good guess!" the old man replies, "Now tell me my age!"

2007-11-27 06:08:31 · 15 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-27 06:08:26 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What Make & Model would you be ?

I would be a Pick Up Truck with 40 thousand Miles on me.

2007-11-27 06:08:02 · 7 answers · asked by Charger43 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-27 06:07:22 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I dunno if that acid trip is finally catching up with me or what....

2007-11-27 06:06:42 · 9 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-27 06:06:18 · 10 answers · asked by jd 1 in Lyrics

wat's URL? ok i wanna add a video on orkut frm youtube.......it says enter URL.......wat's tht??

2007-11-27 06:05:44 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-27 06:04:50 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-27 06:04:48 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-27 06:04:46 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Is civilization at a near collapse or is this just business as usual for humanity? I think life is as it always was as with love and hate only a thin red line exists. I think life for people in general is better than it ever was in the past but at the same time is cought in a balancing act between the forces of good and evil. What is your take?

2007-11-27 06:04:09 · 5 answers · asked by King of Babylon 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-27 06:03:44 · 52 answers · asked by Neil B Formee ♀ 5 in Polls & Surveys

I used to love watching them, that silly Lola !!

2007-11-27 06:03:22 · 1 answers · asked by koko 6 in Polls & Surveys

i think it was made in the 70's or 80's, it was like a bunch of friends went to somesort of ride, & the guys who were workingon like making the thing work & stuff were really weird & one of them had like clown makeup on but he looked creepy, & then i remember the friends were in their car on the road going somewhere, it was raining, & then this girl (teen) needs a ride home so they take her to her home & her familly is SO weird, kinda like the adams familly, but not goth, & she invites them in, they kinda look around & then all i remember was one of the guys was killed & put into a mermade costume? & like between scenes it flashes to the weird girl topless in like a whole really white place, while she like laughing histarically.
i dont remember the rest of it, & i cant remember the name, i saw a part of it on the movie channel at a hotel back in 2004, i got too scared to finish it, cuz it was really late, i was way far from home & i was like 8 or 9 years old lol.
PLEASE help.

2007-11-27 06:03:19 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes to see who could catch the most fish icefishing.

Once the contest started, it was clear that the brunettes were going to win -- they kept pulling out fish after fish. Soon, the blondes got worried and sent over one of their team to see what the brunettes were doing differently. A few minutes later, the blonde comes running back.

"A hole! You need to put a hole in the ice!"

2007-11-27 06:02:10 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Next time i'm due to show up at the inlaws?
I'll give you a hero cookie or a high five.

2007-11-27 06:01:51 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Two Scotsman are touring Yorkshire and they decide they would like a pint and something to eat.

Being of the thrifty sort from Aberdeen, they don't want to get stung paying fancy prices for pub grub, so they stop off at a cornershop and buy a round of sandwiches each.

The go into a nice wee pub and order their beers and sit down. Just as they produce their sandwiches and start to eat them, the landlord bangs his fist on the counter.

"Oi, oi! You two! You are not allowed to eat your own sandwiches in here."

The Scotsman look at each other, shrug their shoulders...

...and swap their sandwiches!

2007-11-27 06:01:23 · 18 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-27 06:01:13 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

do you like to make random noises??

2007-11-27 06:01:10 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-27 06:01:09 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

And you guys wouldn't mind if my hand strayed a bit would you?!

2007-11-27 06:01:08 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-27 06:00:40 · 47 answers · asked by Junior Returns 2 in Polls & Surveys

At the end of the DVD I got Darth Vaders spirit ( originally played by Sebastian Shaw) is replaced with Hayden Christensen( the guy who played Anakin in episode 2 and 3). What the heck is up with that. I'm confused about that.

2007-11-27 05:59:33 · 4 answers · asked by Mr. Happy 2 in Movies

2007-11-27 05:58:35 · 17 answers · asked by Silly Billy part 2 3 in Polls & Surveys

I always thot Knee high boots were sexy, But my Bf thinks they are Whorish and not hot. Also He HATES big sunglasses?! Go figure.

2007-11-27 05:58:01 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What if it were a female?

2007-11-27 05:57:58 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Stupid%20Haircut.jpg
the detail is pretty much the best don't you think?

2007-11-27 05:57:57 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Tom Cruise or a penis?

2007-11-27 05:57:01 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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