Two Scotsman are touring Yorkshire and they decide they would like a pint and something to eat.
Being of the thrifty sort from Aberdeen, they don't want to get stung paying fancy prices for pub grub, so they stop off at a cornershop and buy a round of sandwiches each.
The go into a nice wee pub and order their beers and sit down. Just as they produce their sandwiches and start to eat them, the landlord bangs his fist on the counter.
"Oi, oi! You two! You are not allowed to eat your own sandwiches in here."
The Scotsman look at each other, shrug their shoulders...
...and swap their sandwiches!
2007-11-27 06:01:23 · 18 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha star
2007-11-27 07:06:37 · answer #1 · answered by jenny flower 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahaha
very good
10/10*
2007-11-27 14:21:47 · answer #2 · answered by DINGLE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hhaa!
Where Do You Get Your Jokes From?
They Are Really Good!!!
Tashaa x
2007-11-27 14:54:57 · answer #3 · answered by Tashaaa x 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10.lol
2007-11-27 15:31:40 · answer #4 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Swap their sandwiches so it wouldn't be their own. hahaha that is hilarious.
2007-11-27 15:56:07 · answer #5 · answered by .... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Top of the line joke. lol.
2007-11-27 14:53:24 · answer #6 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-27 14:40:24 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha,very good.thnx,10/10.
2007-11-27 14:58:12 · answer #8 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, ain't just like them, pmsl
star time
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2007-11-27 14:24:53 · answer #9 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha , quite good lol
2007-11-27 14:05:16 · answer #10 · answered by Naughty Farmgirl ;o) 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋