Entertainment & Music - 27 November 2007

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart *** guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

2007-11-27 06:31:03 · 14 answers · asked by Katie S 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Hear about the guitarist from Hawthorne Hights being dead?

2007-11-27 06:30:51 · 9 answers · asked by Less than zero (<0) 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-27 06:30:19 · 75 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

one thing that makes you know that they will be your friend?

I am sure I look at this very differently. I feel that we can count friends on one hand. A True Friend is there through everything. Does not have to be called to respond, is there always.

I look for loyalty

2007-11-27 06:30:02 · 15 answers · asked by Francesca 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-27 06:29:48 · 15 answers · asked by barbwire 7 in Polls & Surveys

I have to go with :Dan, Seeker, Johnny Trash, Haroula, Abby Normal, Ultrastooge B.O. and Buk ! Very funny people !!

2007-11-27 06:29:09 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

was some scraggly old person?

Um......no offense if any of you ARE, I'm just wondering what everyone ELSE thinks. If you are, I mean, that's fine. I got no problem with that. I'm gonna stop now before I dig in any deeper.......

2007-11-27 06:28:38 · 21 answers · asked by Valkyrie 7 in Polls & Surveys

lol i never knew so i thought i would ask ans see what y'all say.

2007-11-27 06:28:28 · 9 answers · asked by katie p 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Or are they slipping away with the passage of time.....?

2007-11-27 06:28:25 · 13 answers · asked by Diamond24 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-27 06:27:48 · 31 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

and thought to yourself, "Oh, no what did I answer? AND is MY answer the reason they deleed it?" LOL

2007-11-27 06:27:39 · 10 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

MONEY vs. LOVE?

2007-11-27 06:26:48 · 53 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-27 06:25:46 · 27 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

xoxo

Merry (early) X-Mas! ;)

2007-11-27 06:25:19 · 37 answers · asked by єvєrmorє *Hαs Gonє Rєtro* 4 in Polls & Surveys

I do right before I click the link. This chick could be smoking , ugly as ***, some random picture, some old dude, anything.

its like russian roulette except not

2007-11-27 06:25:11 · 9 answers · asked by jfjkekjeajkfekjfkejfjkekf 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-27 06:24:57 · 27 answers · asked by levonlakers 1 in Polls & Surveys

dog or cat...would you keep him and try to find the owner? Or call the pound?

I would keep the animal. and if no one claimed it, well another mouth to feed I guess!

2007-11-27 06:24:51 · 13 answers · asked by Francesca 5 in Polls & Surveys

Me~ All cheese ! and rice

2007-11-27 06:24:21 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-27 06:24:18 · 16 answers · asked by Manofthewest 5 in Country

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dLuHsJ2ong

2007-11-27 06:23:51 · 2 answers · asked by tangerine 7 in Other - Television

His nutty mother, Susan Wells, outsmarted Stefano and took the baby somewhere. I understand about how soap operas age characters, but I missed the episodes where he returned.

2007-11-27 06:23:46 · 3 answers · asked by kitten lover3 7 in Soap Operas

I am starting to trust what critics and reviews have to say about things like movies and videogames. If they say a movie is bad, I trust them enough and try my best to avoid that movie, if they say it's good, I'll go watch it, what about games, everyone has different tastes. The thing is they're professionals, and this is literally what they do for a living, what do you all think?

2007-11-27 06:23:38 · 4 answers · asked by Ceizari 2 in Polls & Surveys

Or do you not care one way or the other just as long as a beer is in your hands? Lol.

2007-11-27 06:23:38 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

mine is a toss up from red and green

2007-11-27 06:23:06 · 16 answers · asked by Francesca 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Is the greatest performer in the world ?

2007-11-27 06:22:27 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i like that one



http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/paul-walker-flags-of-our-fathers-us-premiere-arrivals-1p3qAk.jpg

2007-11-27 06:22:18 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

violation notices two at a time, for the same question.
Its happened to me for the last few ive got...

2007-11-27 06:22:12 · 19 answers · asked by first_1exit 4 in Polls & Surveys

Some people read books on the can. Others read magaziens. I take my laptop with me and watch videos on youtube. Am I weird? Do other people do this too?

2007-11-27 06:21:54 · 11 answers · asked by TC 3 in Polls & Surveys

my mate dumped his girlfriend because he found out she fancied his dad. How often does this happen? be honest girls....

for those of you who are older and maybe the thought of fancying your boyfriends/husbands dad is enough to make to gag.... did it ever happen to you in the past?

2007-11-27 06:20:23 · 12 answers · asked by Fall Back 3 in Polls & Surveys

A guy goes to the pharmacist and says, "Listen, these two girls are coming over this weekend, and they are hot, very hot. Would you have something to get me going all night? It's going to be a hell of a party."

The pharmacist goes in the back room, comes back with an old dusty bottle and says, "This stuff is potent: drink only one ounce of it, and I guarantee that you will be doing the wild thing all night. Let me know how it goes."

The weekend goes by and on Monday morning, the pharmacist goes to work and finds the same guy waiting for him on the door-step. The pharmacist says, "What are you doing here so early? How was your weekend?" The guy replies, "Quick, I need Blue Ice (muscle pain relief).

The pharmacist, knowing what the guy had been doing all weekend, says, "Are you crazy, you can't put that on your penis. The skin is way too sensitive."

The guy says, "No, no, It's not for that, it's for my arm."

Pharmacist: "What?? What happened?"

Guy replies, "Well...I drank the whole bottle of your potion."

Pharmacist: "Oh my god, and then what ? "

"The girls never showed up!"

2007-11-27 06:20:13 · 16 answers · asked by Freakin 6 in Jokes & Riddles