A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart *** guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
2007-11-27 06:31:03 · 14 answers · asked by Katie S 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG!!! you made my day. Thank you for the laugh. Hilarious!!!
Best
2007-11-27 06:37:52 · answer #1 · answered by TRANSLOPEDIA 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
5 + 5 + 5/5 + 5/5 = 12
2016-05-26 03:17:24 · answer #2 · answered by shannon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rotflmao
What an absolute beauty
Top of the class*
2007-11-27 06:41:24 · answer #3 · answered by DINGLE 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ouch
2007-11-27 06:33:59 · answer #4 · answered by Fuzzybutt 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Brilliant, the best I've read today. Very nice, star for you.
2007-11-27 06:36:14 · answer #5 · answered by bostep662 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nice!
2007-11-27 06:34:04 · answer #6 · answered by Lepke 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol star
2007-11-27 06:56:23 · answer #7 · answered by jenny flower 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA!!! She played him out
2007-11-27 06:45:25 · answer #8 · answered by ~$~Ace~$~ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha!!! That was hilarious!
2007-11-27 06:33:44 · answer #9 · answered by Naughty ♥Angel♥ Mommy2B! 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
another funny one
2007-11-27 08:22:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋