An American captain meets up with his new First Officer and they don't get along very well.
"I have to tell you I don't like Chinese people" the captain tells him first off.
"Why you no like Chinese?" says the astonished wee man.
"Because you lot bombed Pearl Harbour!" thunders the irate master.
"No, no, no!" yells the Chinaman, "Japanese bomb Pearl Harbour, no Chinese!"
The captain is not impressed
"Japananese, Chinese, Vietnamese, ...all the same to me!" he bellows.
There is a silence of about twenty minutes as they stare away from each other.
"Me no like the Jews." the First Officer says suddenly.
The captain, being Jewish, is perturbed by this.
"Why don't you like the Jews?" he said
"Because Jewish people sink Titanic." returns the FO.
The captain bursts out laughing, "It was an iceberg that sunk the Titanic!" he says
"Iceberg, Goldberg, Speilberg, Rosenberg...all the same to me!"
2007-11-27 05:41:18 · 18 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-11-27 05:46:58 · answer #1 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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Very Good
10/10*
2007-11-27 13:54:17 · answer #2 · answered by DINGLE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-11-27 13:46:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-11-27 13:45:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked that one
2007-11-27 14:14:47 · answer #5 · answered by paulcryo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
star,10/10, lol,brilliant.
2007-11-27 14:00:56 · answer #6 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-27 14:43:29 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, very good hun, pmsl
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2007-11-27 14:53:45 · answer #8 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't where you get them from another * Keep keeping us smiling.
2007-11-27 15:11:31 · answer #9 · answered by jenny flower 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-11-27 16:05:55 · answer #10 · answered by Quagmire 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋