A blonde walks along the High Street and notices a sign pointing down an alley which reads "Cruise Special - Only £59"
She goes down this little seedy alley and at the end of it is a dingy travel agents.
She goes in and puts £59 on the counter.
"I'd like that cruise special!" she says
The guy promptly leads her into the back room, straps her onto a great big plastic tube, carries it and her down to the river and throws her in.
Another blonde sees the sign, goes down the alley, and she too asks for the £59 Cruise Special. The same thing happens to her.
As both dizzy blondes float down the river, one turns to the other and says "Do they serve refreshments on this cruise?"
The other replies, "Well, they didn't last year!"
2007-11-27 05:37:28 · 15 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Excellent joke thanks
2007-11-27 05:43:44 · answer #1 · answered by .... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one haha I'm Blonde and I have never heard that one. For some reason people think blonds need to hear dumb blonde jokes
2016-04-06 00:43:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gotta Love those blonds...
2007-11-27 06:04:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-27 06:44:55 · answer #4 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one darling a star
2007-11-27 05:42:48 · answer #5 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl hun, good one
star time
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2007-11-27 06:55:42 · answer #6 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-11-27 07:15:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha another good'n lol
2007-11-27 06:20:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was deep! lol.
2007-11-27 07:00:36 · answer #9 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha cute
2007-11-27 05:39:37 · answer #10 · answered by nervousenergy73 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor dumb blondes
2007-11-27 05:41:50 · answer #11 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋