Entertainment & Music - 15 November 2007

and what about the most SELFISH?

2007-11-15 04:17:39 · 18 answers · asked by .sincerious. 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-15 04:17:23 · 14 answers · asked by Dhiraj..(DJ) 4 in Polls & Surveys

They actually had to get up and manually turn the channel. How did they ever do it?

2007-11-15 04:16:08 · 32 answers · asked by cap3382 4 in Polls & Surveys

When you are dating..... F*rting is never an issue
When you are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times

When you are dating..... He takes you out to have a good time
When you are married ....He brings home a 6 pack, and says What are you going to drink?


When you are dating..... He holds your hand in public
When you are married ....He flicks your ear in public


When you are dating..... A Single bed for 2 isn't THAT bad
When you are married ....A King size bed feels like an army cot


When you are dating..... You are turned on at the sight of him naked
When you are married ....You think to yourself.... Was he ALWAYS this hairy??


When you are dating..... You enjoyed foreplay
When you are married ....You tell him If we have s*x, will you leave me alone???


When you are dating..... He hugs you, when he walks by you ...for no reason
When you are married ....He grabs your boob any chance he gets


When you are dating..... You picture the two of you together, growing old together
When you are married ....You wonder who will die first


When you are dating..... Just looking at him makes you feel all mushy
When you are married ....When you look at him, you want to claw his eyes out


When you are dating..... He knows what the hamper is
When you are married ....The floor will suffice as a dirty clothes storage

When you are dating..... He understands that you have;male friends
When you are married ....He thinks they are all out to steal you away


When you are dating..... He likes to discuss things
When you are married ....He develops a stare


When you are dating..... He calls you by name
When you are married ....He calls you Hey; and refers to you when speaking to others as She

2007-11-15 04:15:25 · 21 answers · asked by tastybits 7 in Jokes & Riddles

Hugs or Kisses
Red heads or Black haired
Summer or winter:
Chocolate or vanilla
Night or Day
Oranges or Apples
Curly or Straight hair

2007-11-15 04:13:40 · 20 answers · asked by ~*just me*~ 4 in Polls & Surveys

women blink nearly twice as much as men!

2007-11-15 04:13:08 · 35 answers · asked by jimmiejet 6 in Polls & Surveys

Im about to be level 55 and i want to start over but i dont want to lose my kills and deaths because im pretty high up in the leaderboards so i dont want the to just go so please let me know

2007-11-15 04:12:45 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Have you ever walked out of the movie theater because the movie just sucked....if so...what film was it?

2007-11-15 04:11:29 · 17 answers · asked by Military Mama due 03/09 4 in Movies

???

2007-11-15 04:10:06 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Is else bored out of your mind, what are you doing and what do you wish that you were doing instead?

2007-11-15 04:09:14 · 12 answers · asked by Mindy 2 in Polls & Surveys

lol.. i wish, i wish, i dont break any bone because of washing the bathroom floor!! =)

2007-11-15 04:09:09 · 18 answers · asked by You think you know me? 6 in Polls & Surveys

A guy wanted to buy a gift for his new girl friend's birthday and as they had only started dating, after careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note: personal, but not too personal. Accompanied by the girl friend's younger sister, he went to Herrod's and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping, however, the clerk got the items mixed up and the sister got the gloves and the girl friend got the panties. The guy sent the package to the girl friend with the following note:

I chose these because I noticed you are not in the habit of wearing any in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears the short ones that are easier to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the sales clerk that helped me has a pair that she has been wearing for the past three weeks and they are hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart. I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt other hands will come into contact with them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me Friday night.

All my love.

PS: The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.

2007-11-15 04:08:57 · 12 answers · asked by Freakin 6 in Jokes & Riddles

For some reason, no one dares complain about the fact it is freezing cold in our office but everyone is frozen to their chairs and miserable. I work with a bunch of older (40s-60s) women (I'm 24) and I feel like I would be out of place to complain but this is ridiculous! Do you got the balls?

2007-11-15 04:08:48 · 10 answers · asked by KittyKitty 2 in Polls & Surveys

dreamt is the only english word that ends in the letters (mt)

2007-11-15 04:08:33 · 23 answers · asked by jimmiejet 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-15 04:07:30 · 45 answers · asked by Stiletto ♥ 6 in Polls & Surveys

i listen to the music channel all the time on sky and at the mo all they r putting on crap songs its doing my head in then like after one song advets come on why carnt they just level music on all the time. arhhh

2007-11-15 04:07:06 · 20 answers · asked by shell 5 in Polls & Surveys

A rich guy was looking for excitement so he decided to put an ad in the newspaper. The ad said, "I will give $10,000 to any person that can make my elephant jump."

So the next day, people came from all over the world to try to get this elephant to jump. There were even hypnotists who tried, but no one could get that elephant to jump.

Then a guy drives up in a blue Corvette and said, "Are you the guy with the ad?" The rich guy replied yes. Then the guy asked, "Is that your elephant?" "Yes." The rich man replies. Then the guy went back to his car.

He returned with a 2 by 4. He walked behind the elephant and hit the elephant right in his balls! That elephant jumped a good 8 feet in the air. The rich guy, amazed, handed him the $10,000. The guy then got in his Corvett and drove off.

The next week the rich guy decides to put another ad in the paper. The ad said, "I will give anyone $20,000 to make my elephant turn his head from side to side." The man had seen his elephant's head move up and down but never from side to side.

People come from all over the world to try to get this elephant to make his head turn from side to side. No one could do it. When everyone left, the same guy in the same Corvett drives up.

He walked up to the elephant and said, "Do you remember me?" The elephant nodded his head up and down. Then the man asked, "Do you want me to do it again?" The elephant then shook his head from side to side frantically.

2007-11-15 04:06:38 · 22 answers · asked by Freakin 6 in Jokes & Riddles

A doctor wants to put treadmills at your computer so you walk and get exercise as you work. What do you think about this?

2007-11-15 04:06:25 · 7 answers · asked by ? 7 in Polls & Surveys

A "beautiful" man or woman walking with an "ugly" man or woman, walking hand in hand, soooo in love ??

2007-11-15 04:06:23 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I just heard the following phrase said by one of my coworkers:

"I will pull it out so I dont forget it".

Should I be wooried?

2007-11-15 04:05:50 · 13 answers · asked by rcds23 6 in Polls & Surveys

I was in ASDA the other day buying a large bag of Pedigree for my dog, and was in line to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog........ Duh!

I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was
starting The Pedigree Diet again, although I probably shouldn't
because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50
pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.

Her eyes about bugged out of her head.

I went on and on with the bogus diet story, and she was totally believing it.
I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it
works is to load your pockets or handbag with Pedigree nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by
how enthralled with my story.

Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and
was that why I ended up in the hospital.
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I said "No..... I was sitting in the street licking my b***ocks when a car hit me".

2007-11-15 04:05:28 · 16 answers · asked by tastybits 7 in Jokes & Riddles

BA= Best Answer..for those who weren't sure.

2007-11-15 04:05:23 · 19 answers · asked by Fabe 6 in Polls & Surveys

sex, dont say both.

2007-11-15 04:05:17 · 8 answers · asked by cool 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-15 04:05:08 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-15 04:04:41 · 16 answers · asked by Latino Heat 4ever 5 in Polls & Surveys

...you think this is the perfect timing to tell her that i'm pregnant?

2007-11-15 04:04:30 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The other day my wife got out of the shower , looked in the mirror, and says "y'know hon, my breasts are too small".
Being the nice guy I am, I replied "no, they're perfect"
She insisted they were too small.
And now for the rest of the story!
Me: If you want them bigger, rub them with toilet paper
Her: WHAT?
Me:Rub them with toilet paper!
She proceeded to rub them, then said "nothing is happening"!
Me: you gotta do it longer!
She rubbed it some more
Her: Still nothing!
Me: you gotta do it for a LONG time
Her:How long?
Me: a few years
Her: WHAT?
Me: it worked on your butt, didn't it?

2007-11-15 04:04:03 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Your teeth before and after ??

2007-11-15 04:03:47 · 5 answers · asked by § dreamer § 7 in Polls & Surveys

What is opinion about Arabs in general?

2007-11-15 04:02:39 · 29 answers · asked by SiZe 4 in Polls & Surveys

the answer can only be WHEN he jumps not before or after.
its not handrail because thats before AND during his jump
its not air because that was during AND after.
pleez! im still trying to win the money!

2007-11-15 04:02:22 · 10 answers · asked by coolawesomeskater 2 in Jokes & Riddles