The other day my wife got out of the shower , looked in the mirror, and says "y'know hon, my breasts are too small".
Being the nice guy I am, I replied "no, they're perfect"
She insisted they were too small.
And now for the rest of the story!
Me: If you want them bigger, rub them with toilet paper
Her: WHAT?
Me:Rub them with toilet paper!
She proceeded to rub them, then said "nothing is happening"!
Me: you gotta do it longer!
She rubbed it some more
Her: Still nothing!
Me: you gotta do it for a LONG time
Her:How long?
Me: a few years
Her: WHAT?
Me: it worked on your butt, didn't it?
2007-11-15 04:04:03 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG!!! LMAO!!!
2007-11-15 04:10:56 · answer #1 · answered by martin7o2 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha. Very funny.
~Damp
2007-11-15 12:12:32 · answer #2 · answered by dampsandwich 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do guys ever learn?
2007-11-15 12:29:15 · answer #3 · answered by jessika 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha funny
2007-11-15 16:59:14 · answer #4 · answered by Kristen 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-11-15 12:14:19 · answer #5 · answered by Nate 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ouch
2007-11-15 12:17:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋