A rich guy was looking for excitement so he decided to put an ad in the newspaper. The ad said, "I will give $10,000 to any person that can make my elephant jump."
So the next day, people came from all over the world to try to get this elephant to jump. There were even hypnotists who tried, but no one could get that elephant to jump.
Then a guy drives up in a blue Corvette and said, "Are you the guy with the ad?" The rich guy replied yes. Then the guy asked, "Is that your elephant?" "Yes." The rich man replies. Then the guy went back to his car.
He returned with a 2 by 4. He walked behind the elephant and hit the elephant right in his balls! That elephant jumped a good 8 feet in the air. The rich guy, amazed, handed him the $10,000. The guy then got in his Corvett and drove off.
The next week the rich guy decides to put another ad in the paper. The ad said, "I will give anyone $20,000 to make my elephant turn his head from side to side." The man had seen his elephant's head move up and down but never from side to side.
People come from all over the world to try to get this elephant to make his head turn from side to side. No one could do it. When everyone left, the same guy in the same Corvett drives up.
He walked up to the elephant and said, "Do you remember me?" The elephant nodded his head up and down. Then the man asked, "Do you want me to do it again?" The elephant then shook his head from side to side frantically.
2007-11-15 04:06:38 · 22 answers · asked by Freakin 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thank you i was having a bad day till i heard that thanks you rock
2007-11-15 13:15:24 · answer #1 · answered by tinkerbellleahy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In South Africa yes. Sadly so, but yes. In order to maintain the health of the herds and keep down disease as well as control the amount of damage they do it is a necessary evil. I would perhaps consider exporting to them to other places such as Tanzania and Kenya (post troubles...) before culling them but at the end of the day some will have to be culled for the benefit of the herds as a whole. The days of huge herds roaming free over Africa have long gone.... PS Elephants cause huge damage to the environment if left uncontrolled.
2016-04-04 02:42:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice. You know elephants are the only mammal that can't jump? Also elephants have an excellent memory.
2007-11-15 04:34:52 · answer #3 · answered by jessika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-15 04:53:15 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not that great. It's a rip off of "The Horse and the Jar of Coins" joke.
~Damp
2007-11-15 04:18:27 · answer #5 · answered by dampsandwich 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice one. You gets a star.
2007-11-15 04:25:43 · answer #6 · answered by Sincere Lee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, lol. It was cute. Haha. XD
2007-11-15 04:31:49 · answer #7 · answered by PiNkIsH 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao! That one's really funny. Cheers then.
2007-11-15 04:13:53 · answer #8 · answered by DMsView 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha~~!!
smart man, poor elephant though hihihi~~!
xx
2007-11-15 04:18:19 · answer #9 · answered by *Facepalm* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awww, poor lelephant :-(
2007-11-15 04:11:52 · answer #10 · answered by Xenophonix 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awww!! poor elephant!!
lol. gd one though =D
2007-11-15 09:22:45 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋