...but are met at the gates by St Peter who tells them there is only space for one of them.
To determine who gets in, they have to say how they died, the most unfortunate death gets a place in heaven.
1st Bloke - I come home from work and find my woman naked in bed, with another man's clothes on the floor, I know she's cheating, but can't find the bloke. I look out over the balcony of our 10th floor appartment and see this bloke in his boxers hanging from the balcony below, I drop a vase on his head and he falls to the floor below, but the bushes broke his fall and he survived. In a mad panic I grabbed the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony crushing the guy to death. I died from a heart attack due to the strain.
2nd bloke - I'm doing pull-ups on my balcony, when some maniac from the floor above drops a vase on my head, I survive the fall, but then he drops a fridge on me.
3rd bloke - Picture this, i'm hiding in a refrigerator.
2007-11-15
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