...but are met at the gates by St Peter who tells them there is only space for one of them.
To determine who gets in, they have to say how they died, the most unfortunate death gets a place in heaven.
1st Bloke - I come home from work and find my woman naked in bed, with another man's clothes on the floor, I know she's cheating, but can't find the bloke. I look out over the balcony of our 10th floor appartment and see this bloke in his boxers hanging from the balcony below, I drop a vase on his head and he falls to the floor below, but the bushes broke his fall and he survived. In a mad panic I grabbed the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony crushing the guy to death. I died from a heart attack due to the strain.
2nd bloke - I'm doing pull-ups on my balcony, when some maniac from the floor above drops a vase on my head, I survive the fall, but then he drops a fridge on me.
3rd bloke - Picture this, i'm hiding in a refrigerator.
2007-11-15 03:29:19 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks for the feedback.
There is no actual answer as it's only a joke, but I agree, the 2nd bloke is most innocent.
2007-11-15 03:35:07 · update #1
2nd Bloke goes to heaven. He is an innocent bystander.
Love the joke too!!!
2007-11-15 03:32:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
DUDE> i became so dumb in the initiating i thought he became crying by using fact he left his spouse devoid of money, on an identical time as he's using a rolls royce in heaven XD I giggled slightly. I informed my cousin the comedian tale and then she laughed out loud. i did not comprehend why, she defined it became by using fact she cheated lots !!! After that I laughed greater :P ty
2016-09-29 07:15:02 · answer #2 · answered by polmanteer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny
2007-11-15 03:32:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats really funny. i think the guy in the fridge cause he didnt do anything wrong like kill a guy or cheat! lol
2007-11-15 03:34:13 · answer #4 · answered by boo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the most inocent guy is the 2nd.
the first is a murderer the 3rd is hiding . by process of elimination its the 2nd
2007-11-15 03:33:44 · answer #5 · answered by sam sutton 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The 2nd one got in..
He had no mistake in the whole episode.
2007-11-15 03:33:36 · answer #6 · answered by Ash66 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once funny, always funny I say! Bring theold ones on!
2007-11-15 03:31:39 · answer #7 · answered by Teal R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
most unfortunate death is of second one
2007-11-15 03:47:37 · answer #8 · answered by curious 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, Ha, Ha! That's a good one!
2007-11-15 03:31:56 · answer #9 · answered by clbowman06 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard it before. I really LOVE this joke! :-D
2007-11-15 04:08:34 · answer #10 · answered by jessika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋