Entertainment & Music - 15 November 2007

.....And what did you have to do to get ahold of yourself before you crashed???

2007-11-15 00:20:40 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i usually dont like bands like van halen, but i heard a song by them the other night and i sort of liked it. so, what are their best songs?

2007-11-15 00:20:16 · 12 answers · asked by Sabrina is going underground 5 in Rock and Pop

Cherry long legs!
But you are all sexy to me...
And yes (Wish) u still are my Fav...

2007-11-15 00:19:53 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20071115/wl_asia_afp/lifestyleaustraliachristmasoffbeat

2007-11-15 00:18:06 · 27 answers · asked by ♥Pretty♥ ♥Kitty♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-15 00:16:08 · 18 answers · asked by Mystic Magic 5 in Polls & Surveys

jeez are we really getting to be such an easily offended group of people that now even Santa cant say Ho Ho Ho?

this PC crap is ridiculous


http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20071115/wl_asia_afp/lifestyleaustraliachristmasoffbeat


do you think I will get reported for putting Ho in my question? report happy scrooges

2007-11-15 00:15:44 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut -glass bowl sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!
When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist."Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl.
"Oh, yes," she replied,
"Isn't it wonderful?
I was walking through the Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter."

2007-11-15 00:15:44 · 8 answers · asked by Kugelblitz 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-15 00:14:27 · 10 answers · asked by Ron L 4 in Polls & Surveys

Priest walking along a river bank and notices a man fishing, "i don't think a have baptised that man " said the priest. So over he walks to talk to the man, " i don't belive i have baptised you young man" he said, " no sir" said the fisherman. "Come over here" as he walks into the shallow water, he grabbed the man by the neck and duckes his head under for a few seconds. He then lifts the man up and asks " did you see Jesus" ?, " no" said the fisherman, so under he goes again for 10secs. Back up and still no sign of Jesus, so back under this time for nearly a minute. The priest lifts the man up from the water coughing and spluttering " are you sure this is where he fell in" said the fisherman?

2007-11-15 00:13:14 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-15 00:12:41 · 15 answers · asked by Ron L 4 in Polls & Surveys

My new avatar?

2007-11-15 00:12:03 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

vote on this question?

I asked it 2 weeks ago and it is the first one I have asked that has gone to vote.

I'm so sorry to everyone who answerd, I feel bad it went to vote.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AmEQQBDypSA1qH7_jbDcPqjty6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20071103213707AAVjmJL

2007-11-15 00:11:30 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"

2007-11-15 00:10:05 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-15 00:09:15 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I found out yesterday when I PHONED my brother, that my grandmother is in hospital in a coma for 2 weeks now, and no1 bothered 2 phone me and tell me! The rest of my family ALL knew exept 4 me. Why is it I'm always last 2 find out when something happens? I asked them why they didn't phone me, and their excuse is they forgot to phone. Am I not important enough, how can they FORGET to phone me but they phone everyone else in the family!

I am so mad, I decided if I get married I will forget 2 invite them!

2007-11-15 00:08:57 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window...

He tells her to take off her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.

"Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor?

"Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies.

He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer."

Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?"

She replies, "Yes, getting herpies - thats why I am here!"

2007-11-15 00:07:38 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it. Doctor: What was the problem? Elderly man: Well, you I tried with my right hand...nothing. So, I tried with my left hand...nothing. My wife tried with her right hand...nothing. Her left hand...nothing. Her mouth...nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth....still nothing. Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too?! Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup.

2007-11-15 00:05:38 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I never really found him sizzling at all.

2007-11-15 00:04:43 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd grade class. The teacher told the class that each student could tell the class 1 thing they got for Christmas. So, the teacher calls on a girl to come up to the front of the class and tell everyone 1 thing she got.

"My daddy got me a Bow-Wow," she said.

The teacher tells the class that they are old enough to know the correct words for things without using nicknames. The teacher tells the girl to try again. The girl thinks real hard ........

"My dad got me a dog," she said.
She sat down and a boy got up and said,
"I got a choo-choo!"

The teacher scolded him and told him to try again. The boy thought hard and said,
"I got an electric train!!"

That boy sits down and a really shy kid gets up and sadly says,
"I got a book"
The teacher feels bad for the kid and she asks,
"What was the title of the book??"

The boy thinks very hard. The class waits as the boy is thinking. Finally, the boys face brightened and he said,

"Winnie The Sh*t!!

2007-11-15 00:04:16 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-15 00:03:36 · 13 answers · asked by Nerdy Guy 3 in Polls & Surveys

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eys, and bows down in prayer. His friend says, "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man." The man then replies, "Yeah, well we were married 35 years."

2007-11-15 00:03:00 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Especially old people....

2007-11-15 00:01:54 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Frampton Comes Alive
J.Geils Blow Your Face Out
Skynyrd- One More From the Road
Ted Nugent- Double Live Gonzo
Led Zep- Song Remains the Same

2007-11-15 00:01:26 · 10 answers · asked by geohoop 3 in Polls & Surveys

I was around 26, I had to fix my car.

2007-11-15 00:00:39 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-15 00:00:28 · 23 answers · asked by sophie s 3 in Polls & Surveys