Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut -glass bowl sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!
When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist."Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl.
"Oh, yes," she replied,
"Isn't it wonderful?
I was walking through the Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter."
2007-11-15 00:15:44 · 8 answers · asked by Kugelblitz 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
so sweet
2007-11-15 00:18:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh you have done it again, Camilla in tears of laughter. It reminds me of the Lady and the Chauffer but its too filthy to relate here. Keep them rolling girl Luv you Camilla xx Brilliant
2016-05-23 06:19:51 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awwwwwwww! Sweet innocent old lady! That's lovely! Star :-)
2007-11-15 00:47:58 · answer #3 · answered by ShelFish 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
striking....curiosity enlightened the cat! hehe
2007-11-15 00:24:23 · answer #4 · answered by Jazzpogitos 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahhh bless lol, she sounds like my nan haha
2007-11-15 00:19:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute and funny!
2007-11-15 00:30:56 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
god bless the Innocent.. ( here goes your *)
2007-11-15 00:40:33 · answer #7 · answered by NNa 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!! Thanks for the chuckle =D
2007-11-15 01:00:27 · answer #8 · answered by south_texas_herper 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋