Entertainment & Music - 15 November 2007

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Can you believe it?

Santa's are being asked to say ha ha ha instead of ho ho ho to avoid offending women.. Thats the funniest thing i've ever heard. Does it offend you when Santa says ho ho ho?

2007-11-15 00:49:22 · 20 answers · asked by Sweet T 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you have someone to lean on through a difficult time?

2007-11-15 00:48:58 · 11 answers · asked by softkisses4707 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Poll: Lil Kim, Foxy Brown, Trina, Eve, Salt & Pepa, MC Lyte, Roxanne Shante?

Who is or was the best female rapper?

2007-11-15 00:48:42 · 5 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

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May i ask without seeming foolish, if i need to be away from Q&A for a while , do i need to bring a note ?

2007-11-15 00:48:03 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Good morning everyone! My first posting today is....?

Yay or Nay..." Good chick stuff....?
Chick story...Pls star if you like it. Thx.

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying a cocktail after work one night, when the bar door opened and the most gorgeous hunk of a man she had ever seen entered.
He was tall, muscular, and handsome, with thick dark hair and beautiful, sparkling green eyes, and his every movement was so masculine and sensuous that the woman could not help but stare

The man noticed that he was the object of the woman's rapt attention, and with a sly, sexy smile, approached her. Blushing, she prepared to apologize for staring, but he leaned close and whispered in her ear.
"I'll do anything," he whispered in a deep, soft voice. "Anything, absolutely anything you want, anything you have ever fantasized for only fifty dollars. There's just one condition... "
Trembling with anticipation, the woman asked him the condition. The man said, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
The woman gazed into his hypnotic eyes, considering the proposition, then reached into her handbag andtook out fifty dollars. She scribbled her address on a napkin, folded it around the cash, and pressed it into his waiting hand. She leaned over and whispered into his ear...

"Clean... my... house."

2007-11-15 00:48:02 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Poll: Lil Wayne, Jay Z, Biggie, Common, Nas, LL Cool J, Eminem, T.I., Tupac?

Kanye? 50? Who is or was the best rapper alive?

2007-11-15 00:47:32 · 9 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

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what do you think about the boob poem?

For years and years they told me,
Be careful of your breasts.
Don't ever squeeze or bruise them,
And give them monthly tests.

So I heeded all their warnings,
And protected them by law.
Guarded them very carefully,
And I always wore my bra.

After 30 years of astute care,
My gyno, Dr. Pruitt,
Said I should get a Mammogram,
"O.K.," I said, "let's do it."

"Stand up here real close" she said,
(She got my boob in line),
"And tell me when it hurts," she said,
"Ah yes! Right there, that's fine."

She stepped upon a pedal.
I could not believe my eyes!
A plastic plate came slamming down,
My hooter's in a vise!

My skin was stretched and mangled,
From underneath my chin.
My poor boob was being squashed,
To Swedish Pancake thin.

Excruciating pain I felt,
Within it's vise-like grip.
A prisoner in this vicious thing,
My poor defenseless tit!

"Take a deep breath" she said to me,
Who does she think she's kidding?!?
My chest is mashed in her machine
And woozy I am getting.

"There, that's good," I heard her say,
(The room was slowly swaying.)
"Now, let's have a go at the other one."
Have mercy, I was praying.

It squeezed me from both up and down,
It squeezed me from both sides.
I'll bet SHE'S never had this done,
To HER tender little hide.

Next time that they make me do this,
I will request a blindfold,
I have no wish to see again,
My knockers getting steamrolled.

If I had no problem when I came in,
I surely have one now.
If there had been a cyst in there,
It would have gone "ker-pow"!

This machine was created by a man,
Of this, I have no doubt.
I'd like to stick his balls in there,
And see how THEY come out.

2007-11-15 00:46:39 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Biscuits or Cornbread?

Which is essential to complete your transport to perfect Southern Style Nirvana?

2007-11-15 00:45:31 · 25 answers · asked by Mr. Vincent Van Jessup 6 in Polls & Surveys

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can you find lyrics for soulja boy? its for my friends?

2007-11-15 00:44:51 · 5 answers · asked by music_chic_gurl 1 in Other - Music

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Please tell me what you are eating, or you ate, for breakfast this morning okay?

I am enjoying frozen yogurt!!

2007-11-15 00:42:58 · 12 answers · asked by Pamela 5 in Polls & Surveys

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What's the biggest task on your schedule today?

2007-11-15 00:42:17 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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How much does a ton of bricks weigh?

2007-11-15 00:40:00 · 24 answers · asked by Ron L 4 in Polls & Surveys

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won't you be, won't you be?

please won't you be....my neighbor?

2007-11-15 00:39:54 · 10 answers · asked by Dr Phil 3 in Polls & Surveys

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going golfing?

Husband and wife are lying quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question.
Wife: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
Husband: "Definitely not!"
Wife: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
Husband: "Of course I do."
Wife: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
Husband: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
Wife: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
Husband: (makes audible groan)
Wife: "Would you live in our house?"
Husband: "Sure, it's a great house."
Wife: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
Husband: "Where else would we sleep?"
Wife: "Would you let her drive my car?"
Husband: "Probably, it is almost new."
Wife: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
Husband: "That would seem like the proper thing to do"
Wife: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
Husband: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
Wife: "Would you take her golfing with you?
Husband:"Yes, those are always good times."

2007-11-15 00:38:20 · 7 answers · asked by Who's sarcastic? 6 in Jokes & Riddles

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What music do you like to start the day off with?

I'm usually for more upbeat rock (probably indie)

You?

Off to school now, byebye

2007-11-15 00:37:49 · 31 answers · asked by meep meep 7 in Rock and Pop

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Don't you just hate having to get all dressed up to go somewhere?

I mean putting on the bathrobe.....
Taking it off when you get back home.....
Such a chore......(hee hee)
Peace.

2007-11-15 00:34:52 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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On Thanksgiving, what will you say you are thankful for?

2007-11-15 00:33:28 · 7 answers · asked by barbwire 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Is it ok to have a funeral for a dog?

2007-11-15 00:31:12 · 13 answers · asked by Ron L 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Who else is COLD?

Granted I'm just wearing my boxer briefs and a workout shirt...lol

2007-11-15 00:31:08 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Any way to look smart?

i am 23 yr old .but looks sad, my eyes are reddish.

2007-11-15 00:29:35 · 31 answers · asked by Anish 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you think it's ok for gay couples to hold hands in public?

2007-11-15 00:27:11 · 33 answers · asked by Ron L 4 in Polls & Surveys

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poll: What 3 movies would you pick?

You are given the opportunity to present 3 movies on Turner Classic Movies. What 3 movies would you offer and why?

(Mine would be Baby with Grant & Hepburn classic 50's comedy, Sgt. York with Gary Cooper duty vs. faith, Arsenic and Old Lace another Cary Grant comedy.)

2007-11-15 00:26:28 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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