Husband and wife are lying quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question.
Wife: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
Husband: "Definitely not!"
Wife: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
Husband: "Of course I do."
Wife: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
Husband: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
Wife: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
Husband: (makes audible groan)
Wife: "Would you live in our house?"
Husband: "Sure, it's a great house."
Wife: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
Husband: "Where else would we sleep?"
Wife: "Would you let her drive my car?"
Husband: "Probably, it is almost new."
Wife: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
Husband: "That would seem like the proper thing to do"
Wife: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
Husband: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
Wife: "Would you take her golfing with you?
Husband:"Yes, those are always good times."
2007-11-15 00:38:20 · 7 answers · asked by Who's sarcastic? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wife: "Would she use my clubs?
Husband: "No, she's left-handed."
Wife: -- silence --
Husband: "Dammit!"
2007-11-15 00:38:46 · update #1
That was a good one. I didn't see it coming.
2007-11-15 02:12:32 · answer #1 · answered by Smurfette 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-15 08:57:57 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was good heres a star
2007-11-15 08:42:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha! thats hilariouse!
2007-11-15 11:44:40 · answer #4 · answered by Paris, je t'aime 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
loved it lol
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2007-11-15 09:51:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha hillarious :)
2007-11-15 08:50:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
caught in his web-o-lies!!!! LMFAO!
2007-11-15 10:07:59 · answer #7 · answered by genie3000 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋