When you are dating..... F*rting is never an issue
When you are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times
When you are dating..... He takes you out to have a good time
When you are married ....He brings home a 6 pack, and says What are you going to drink?
When you are dating..... He holds your hand in public
When you are married ....He flicks your ear in public
When you are dating..... A Single bed for 2 isn't THAT bad
When you are married ....A King size bed feels like an army cot
When you are dating..... You are turned on at the sight of him naked
When you are married ....You think to yourself.... Was he ALWAYS this hairy??
When you are dating..... You enjoyed foreplay
When you are married ....You tell him If we have s*x, will you leave me alone???
When you are dating..... He hugs you, when he walks by you ...for no reason
When you are married ....He grabs your boob any chance he gets
When you are dating..... You picture the two of you together, growing old together
When you are married ....You wonder who will die first
When you are dating..... Just looking at him makes you feel all mushy
When you are married ....When you look at him, you want to claw his eyes out
When you are dating..... He knows what the hamper is
When you are married ....The floor will suffice as a dirty clothes storage
When you are dating..... He understands that you have;male friends
When you are married ....He thinks they are all out to steal you away
When you are dating..... He likes to discuss things
When you are married ....He develops a stare
When you are dating..... He calls you by name
When you are married ....He calls you Hey; and refers to you when speaking to others as She
2007-11-15 04:15:25 · 21 answers · asked by tastybits 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
listen mum, don't be getting any ideas for july next
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2007-11-15 05:04:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha guess I lucked out when I got married, I could have gotten a guy that is like the married man from this list....star
2007-11-15 07:40:19 · answer #2 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When you are dating, you hold hands out of affection.
When you are married, it's self-defense.
2007-11-15 04:59:21 · answer #3 · answered by Sincere Lee 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2007-11-15 04:43:10 · answer #4 · answered by jessika 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
OMG you make my marriage seem extraordinarily good and for that I thank you
2007-11-15 05:24:45 · answer #5 · answered by TreesRGreen 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
got a couple laughs out of me
2007-11-15 04:25:31 · answer #6 · answered by Nate 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
how do you stop your girlfriend giving you a bj? marry her
2007-11-15 04:19:33 · answer #7 · answered by jonathan 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
omg they are sooo true....believe me..but dont let that put you off!!you need to find out for yourself hun!!!!!!!!!! xxx is july still on ?????xx
2007-11-15 10:42:48 · answer #8 · answered by Steph 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, sounds about right ::sigh::
2007-11-15 04:19:29 · answer #9 · answered by Xenophonix 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
sounds like me and my husband.
are you sure that you dont know us?
hahahaha!!
starred!!
2007-11-18 11:29:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋