I was in ASDA the other day buying a large bag of Pedigree for my dog, and was in line to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog........ Duh!
I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was
starting The Pedigree Diet again, although I probably shouldn't
because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50
pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.
Her eyes about bugged out of her head.
I went on and on with the bogus diet story, and she was totally believing it.
I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it
works is to load your pockets or handbag with Pedigree nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by
how enthralled with my story.
Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and
was that why I ended up in the hospital.
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I said "No..... I was sitting in the street licking my b***ocks when a car hit me".
2007-11-15 04:05:28 · 16 answers · asked by tastybits 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehetehe good one hun
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2007-11-15 05:01:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao this was really funny, reminded me of the time when I was younger. My brother was 10 years old and to be a wise a** he siad to my mom "aww mom not doggie burgers again", everyone in the store looked at us like we were crazy.
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2007-11-15 07:36:03 · answer #2 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-15 05:11:42 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before on here quite a few times.
2007-11-15 04:10:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hysterical. laughing out loud. Thank you, I needed cheering up. ;-)
2007-11-21 06:52:49 · answer #5 · answered by Jo~Jo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmfao..
What an absolute beauty
Top marks****
2007-11-15 04:10:21 · answer #6 · answered by DINGLE 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol. i hope she gets hit by a car.
2007-11-15 04:44:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
excellent
2007-11-15 04:30:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow lol
2007-11-15 04:12:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny didn't see that coming
2007-11-15 04:10:51 · answer #10 · answered by jenny flower 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋