Entertainment & Music - 15 November 2007

it's almost lunch time and i dont know what to eat.. i wanna look over some ideas. =0)

2007-11-15 06:52:56 · 28 answers · asked by Ms Foxy Girl 4 in Polls & Surveys

are sitting outside of a bar waiting for last call so they can bust all the drunks driving home, at 1:30 a drunk stumbles out of the bar with keys in hand and after trying them in evey car in the parking lot finds his and unlocks the door. As he starts the car the police approach him and ask if he's had anything to drink. "I can't remember" said the man and they pulled him out of the car to do a breathalizer. The breathalizer came back as zero precent, which astonished the police. They took the man to the station as people were filing out of the bar and gave him another test from another machine and again it came up zero, they then preformed a blood test, which was also negative. By this time it was 3:00, and an officer turned to the man and said you're not drunk so what's wrong with you?




"nothing", replied the man "I'm the decoy"

2007-11-15 06:52:04 · 13 answers · asked by Nate 6 in Jokes & Riddles

and your significant other said it was ok

2007-11-15 06:52:03 · 46 answers · asked by Valkyrie 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-15 06:50:49 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-15 06:50:11 · 61 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

ITS MINE TODAY!!!!


Happy birthday to anyone whose bday it is!

2007-11-15 06:50:05 · 12 answers · asked by Hi, im confused 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-15 06:50:03 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-15 06:48:41 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-15 06:48:05 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

any good guitar music that any one wants to recomend for me? as i have nothing to play!

2007-11-15 06:45:13 · 6 answers · asked by john l 1 in Other - Music

Christmas special to watch on tv? Movie? Cartoon? Which do u just have to see every year???? I love the movie Christmas Carol- it doesnt even matter which version- I like them all. And I have to see the grinch that stol Christmas and rudolph! Ohhhhh lets face it- I like all of them! My favorite time of year

2007-11-15 06:44:04 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-15 06:43:19 · 41 answers · asked by You think you know me? 6 in Polls & Surveys

It seems like I only see questions or answers from a couple of my comtacts when I ask questions or answer them, its kinda creepy

2007-11-15 06:43:12 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Tom's dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin. He'd been
going with Jane for a few months, when he decided to test her.
As they drove along in the car, he unzipped his fly, turned to
her and said, "Do you want to see my wee-wee?" She yelled,
"No!No! Please zip up your fly!" Instead of being annoyed, Tom
was happy.

On the eve of their engagement to be married, he tried the same
thing, with the same result. Finally, on their wedding night,
they were alone in the hotel room when he unzipped his fly
again and said to her, "Honey, now that we're married you can
now look at what I've got here," and proceeded to take out his
d*ck.

She looked at it and said, "Oh, what a sweet looking wee-wee!"
Tom said, "No darling--you don't have to call it a wee-wee
anymore; you can call it a c*ck."

She looked at it a while and then said, "No, Tom, what you have
'is' a wee-wee." A 'c*ck' is long, thick, and black!!!

2007-11-15 06:42:27 · 21 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

Mine has to between lee evans and peter kay

2007-11-15 06:40:40 · 50 answers · asked by lasticlegs 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-15 06:39:20 · 28 answers · asked by Cheeky 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-15 06:38:05 · 20 answers · asked by Heartbreak kid 5 in Polls & Surveys

Is that soooo bad ??

2007-11-15 06:38:05 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Don't get me wrong, I'm not evil. But I never carry cash with me since I'm always using my debt card. Put a damn card reader on that thing and I'll give money.

2007-11-15 06:37:33 · 7 answers · asked by Lonewolf 4 in Polls & Surveys

Are star signs correct in terms of identifying a persons characteristics? And are horoscopes truthful? Do they really tell the truth? Let me know what you think.

2007-11-15 06:37:10 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

2007-11-15 06:37:06 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am probably going to start an up roar, but I really want to know.

so many people send money to organizations like that in order to help starving children and communities in other countries. Why are we doing this???

Should the starving children and people in America come first? If you live in another country should you think that your people in your country come first too??? If we still have people living on the streets and starving, why are we sending our money to other countries to help their starving people??? Shouldn't we keep our money here and help our own starving people first, and when we have a country where everyone eats and has a place to stay every day, then start helping other countries?

There are states in the us, that have towns where people are living like we are a third world country. Homes with dirt floors and no plumbing. I just don't get it, why are we supposed to help the other countries first?

2007-11-15 06:35:32 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A little boy had a father that was in a fight in a bar. The little boy ran to get help. He saw a police and he asked the policeman to help quickly because his father was in a fight. So the policeman went into the bar and broke up the three men that were fighting. Once everything was calm the police asked the little boy which one was his father. The little boy replies, "I don't know. That is what they are fighting about."

2007-11-15 06:35:26 · 20 answers · asked by Freakin 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-15 06:35:17 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-15 06:33:59 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

1) Are you a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you.

2) Is your dad a terrorist? Because your the bomb!

3) Are we near the airport or is that just my heart taking off?

4) Do you know CPR because you take my breath away.

5) If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.

6) You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!
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2007-11-15 06:33:13 · 20 answers · asked by 0racle 2 in Polls & Surveys

She asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"

The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references ... no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress ... no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers but to no avail.

After an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500.

The blonde thanks him and turns back to get some more sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, stirs the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"

Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.

And you thought blondes were dumb.


LOL

If u liked it Rate outta ten plz

2007-11-15 06:31:45 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-15 06:31:21 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

2007-11-15 06:30:19 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i've never seen this movie. my mom told me about it. she said it was about slavery. she saw it many years ago on tv. does anyone know if they sell it anywere? and if they do, is it on DVD?

2007-11-15 06:30:10 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies