She asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references ... no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress ... no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers but to no avail.
After an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500.
The blonde thanks him and turns back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, stirs the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.
And you thought blondes were dumb.
LOL
If u liked it Rate outta ten plz
2007-11-15 06:31:45 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OK for all u blondes out there who do get it,, the laywer played a game that he gives the blond 500 if he couldent answer and she gives him 5 if she couldent answer so when she asked him about the what goes up with 3 legs and comes down with 4 he couldent find the answer so he gave he the 500 and then he asked her the question "so what is th answer" and she didnt know the answer so she game him 5 bucks back,,,get it? she wasent as dumb as he thought she was
2007-11-15 06:46:53 · update #1
ROFL (rolling on floor laughing)
and i rate it a 10 cause I have not had a good laugh in so long and that gave it to me
2007-11-15 06:43:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 8/10!
2007-11-15 09:44:10 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a guy receives on a airplane and exhibits himself seated next to a amazing blonde. He right now turns to her and makes his flow. "you already know," he says, "i have heard that flights will flow faster in case you strike up a verbal replace with your fellow passenger. So enable's communicate." The blonde, who had in basic terms opened her e book, closes it slowly and says to the guy, "What might want to you want to communicate?" "Oh, i do not understand,"says the guy. "How about nuclear potential?" "ok," says the blonde. "that would want to be an exciting topic. yet enable me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat a similar stuff; grass. yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow seems a flat patty, and the pony produces brownies of dried poop. Why do you think it extremely is?" the guy is dumbfounded. finally he replies, "i have not the slightest concept." "So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you're feeling qualified to communicate nuclear potential once you do not understand ****?"
2016-10-24 07:19:19 · answer #3 · answered by favreau 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA!!! that was a really good one! 10! it didn't make sense at first cuz i missed part one- now it's clear though!
2007-11-15 06:39:43 · answer #4 · answered by Kat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha ok, i had to read part 1 to get it, thats funny. 9.5/10
2007-11-15 06:43:40 · answer #5 · answered by bustagrimes10 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks; that was worth all the treking. :-))
9 (I usually don't care 4 blonde jokes, but this one redeemed them all and 10s are hard to come by)
2007-11-15 06:37:11 · answer #6 · answered by Smurfette 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
7/10
it was preety funny
2007-11-15 06:44:28 · answer #7 · answered by made in 1989 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Am I being a blond here....um i dont kind of get it ...I mean i did get an idea but still not sure......
2007-11-15 06:36:23 · answer #8 · answered by LiFe is WONDERFUL 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL
loved it
ill star you for thattt
2007-11-15 06:37:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
blondes are not stupid, just specialists, they can all do one thing very good, depending on their likes and dislikes
2007-11-15 06:41:37 · answer #10 · answered by David L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋