are sitting outside of a bar waiting for last call so they can bust all the drunks driving home, at 1:30 a drunk stumbles out of the bar with keys in hand and after trying them in evey car in the parking lot finds his and unlocks the door. As he starts the car the police approach him and ask if he's had anything to drink. "I can't remember" said the man and they pulled him out of the car to do a breathalizer. The breathalizer came back as zero precent, which astonished the police. They took the man to the station as people were filing out of the bar and gave him another test from another machine and again it came up zero, they then preformed a blood test, which was also negative. By this time it was 3:00, and an officer turned to the man and said you're not drunk so what's wrong with you?
"nothing", replied the man "I'm the decoy"
2007-11-15 06:52:04 · 13 answers · asked by Nate 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny! 10!
2007-11-15 09:57:52 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
call the police branch and ask for the traditional public assistance workplace, they shoud be able to direct you. you may also attempt to call the table sergeant and observe in the experience that they're going to pass the e-mail alongside. some agencies post man or woman officials emails on line. Im a police officer, you may e-mail me, yet I cant assure ill be able to respond to each and each and every of the questions. I also dont understand what component of regulation enforcement your searching for someone to interview for.
2016-10-24 07:20:27 · answer #2 · answered by favreau 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
Did the cops bust him?
2007-11-15 06:55:48 · answer #3 · answered by Hero 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you said it wrong and the final line is " I'm the designated decoy"
2007-11-15 07:07:22 · answer #4 · answered by atmobb 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ouch, my stomach hurts
2007-11-15 07:46:54 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny
2007-11-15 07:02:10 · answer #6 · answered by ~Tess~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmaoo thats pretty funny
2007-11-15 07:19:51 · answer #7 · answered by [{ unordinary girl }] 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was a good one
2007-11-15 07:00:02 · answer #8 · answered by ~$~Ace~$~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha me and my friends would probably do that :-]
2007-11-15 06:55:08 · answer #9 · answered by <3 Jess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one!
2007-11-15 08:25:10 · answer #10 · answered by Kristen 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋