1) Are you a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you.
2) Is your dad a terrorist? Because your the bomb!
3) Are we near the airport or is that just my heart taking off?
4) Do you know CPR because you take my breath away.
5) If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.
6) You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!
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2007-11-15 06:33:13 · 20 answers · asked by 0racle 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
great funny comments; You guz and gals are off the chain - please don't forget to but the # . . . .
2007-11-15 06:53:40 · update #1
or the all time lamest...
I lost my number, can I have yours?
2007-11-15 06:36:44 · answer #1 · answered by Gracie63 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
All pick-up lines are inherently bad.
#5 is totally unimaginative, and #6 doesn't really make much sense ("pop" isn't a common sexual euphemism). #4 is a little weak, too.
The others are old standards - they only work not because of their flattery, but because you're sharing an old joke. Everyone knows these lines, and they are laughably bad - and a laugh is a good way to start a conversation.
2007-11-15 06:41:21 · answer #2 · answered by teresathegreat 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Number 2 and 6 are the worst,
2007-11-15 06:40:00 · answer #3 · answered by Lolitta 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
All of them?
And this is probably no better!
You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen.
Can I take you out for dinner?
No strings, just would like to know you!
Suppose I am older than you and things have changed.
However you treat a lady with respect, do not consider them as just a sex object
2007-11-15 07:07:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jebus... they are all horrible.
Try:
Hi my name is ___________ may I ask yours?
Direct and to the point. If she give you her name you have 50% of it beat. Follow up with relevant conversation and end with a compliment, nothing too drastic.
Then politely excuse yourself (if you are at the club) and wait. If she starts looking over at you or glancing and giggling with her friends you have a shot. If she doesn't look your way at all, you blew it.
2007-11-15 06:40:12 · answer #5 · answered by nremtohio 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
number 2 lol how strange wud dat sound! then again number 1 does sound a bit sad n quite outdated! well das my opinion
2007-11-15 06:39:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the worst ever used on me was "I bet you're wearing a Victoria's Secret bra!"
2007-11-15 06:39:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
jaja i`d say number 1
2007-11-15 06:46:09 · answer #8 · answered by -мari♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
#3 Sucks.
#2 is funny, I'll have to use that sometime. Hahahaha.
2007-11-15 06:38:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
i'm slow
sometimes i have no idea if someone is trying to pick me up
2007-11-15 06:40:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
#2 might land her dad in jail by homeland security, so i wouldn't use it unless i really thought i had a chance.
2007-11-15 07:00:39 · answer #11 · answered by naejretlaw 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋