Tom's dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin. He'd been
going with Jane for a few months, when he decided to test her.
As they drove along in the car, he unzipped his fly, turned to
her and said, "Do you want to see my wee-wee?" She yelled,
"No!No! Please zip up your fly!" Instead of being annoyed, Tom
was happy.
On the eve of their engagement to be married, he tried the same
thing, with the same result. Finally, on their wedding night,
they were alone in the hotel room when he unzipped his fly
again and said to her, "Honey, now that we're married you can
now look at what I've got here," and proceeded to take out his
d*ck.
She looked at it and said, "Oh, what a sweet looking wee-wee!"
Tom said, "No darling--you don't have to call it a wee-wee
anymore; you can call it a c*ck."
She looked at it a while and then said, "No, Tom, what you have
'is' a wee-wee." A 'c*ck' is long, thick, and black!!!
2007-11-15 06:42:27 · 21 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL..
like it
its a keeper*
2007-11-15 06:49:09 · answer #1 · answered by DINGLE 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-15 15:00:34 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow hilarious chick
lolz it literally did make laff out loud lolz
it defo a keeper and to go round people in my school lolz
you get 10/10 and a star defoo
xx
2007-11-15 15:04:05 · answer #3 · answered by shez 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha
Some virgin she is,hey Mechelle?
Another good Joke.
STARRRRRRRRRRRR
2007-11-16 01:33:50 · answer #4 · answered by ms avarage 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaha XD
2007-11-15 16:50:51 · answer #5 · answered by Maru V 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahhaaha
that was hilarious.
You get a star!!!
2007-11-15 15:44:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked the toothbrush one, the best. lol.
2007-11-15 20:10:34 · answer #7 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, pmsl hun, excellent
star time
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2007-11-15 17:21:02 · answer #8 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO she aint no virgin lol
2007-11-15 15:01:52 · answer #9 · answered by ~$~Ace~$~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, good one mechelle,10/10.
2007-11-15 14:50:43 · answer #10 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋