Entertainment & Music - 13 November 2007

Do you think that relationships would be more easily created or would last longer if we would just confess the way we feel to the other person? Don't we make things a bit more complicated than they should be?

2007-11-13 22:29:19 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I think her implants are horrible! Tailormade is a wuss and Buddah is fine but crazy! The whole show is awful! Opinions?

2007-11-13 22:27:26 · 7 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-13 22:26:27 · 42 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-13 22:25:54 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Scenario 7: Johnny falls while running during recess
and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher,
Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.


1973 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes
on playing.


2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator
and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny
undergoes 5 years of therapy.
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Scenario 8: Pedro fails high school English.


1973 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English,
goes to college.


2007 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper
articles appear nationally explaining that teaching
English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU
files class action lawsuit against state school system
and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from
core curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up
mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.

2007-11-13 22:25:42 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Morning P&Sers, how did everyone sleep? Or to others, good afternoon and good evening!

2007-11-13 22:25:33 · 15 answers · asked by rcds23 6 in Polls & Surveys

Scenario 5: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin
to school.


1973 - Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the
smoking dock.


2007 - Police called, Mark expelled from school
for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.


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Scenario 6: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers
from 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle,
blows up a red ant bed.


1973 - Ants die.


2007 - BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny
charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents,
siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny's
Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly
again.

2007-11-13 22:25:24 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Scenario 3: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts
other students.


1973 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling
by Principal. Sits still in class.


2007 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes
a zombie. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey
has a disability.

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Scenario 4: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's
car and his Dad gives him a whipping.


1973 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal,
goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.



2007 - Billy's Dad is arrested for child abuse.
Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist
tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused
herself and their Dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has
affair with psychologist.

2007-11-13 22:25:04 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-13 22:24:16 · 11 answers · asked by Fox Paws 6 in Polls & Surveys

A mafia king is lying on his sick bed when he calls in one of his godsons. "Mikey, get over here," he says, "before I go, I gotta ask you to do me one favor." "Yes, godfather, anything you ask me I'll do, I worship you more than anything!"

"OK!" says the old man, "I want you to go to the bathroom and jerk off!" Feeling uneasy the boy says, "I don't know, it is embarassing." The old man says, "Who raised you as if you were my kid huh, you can't do it for me?" The youngster agrees and does the deed, he comes back and says, "OK I did it." The old man says, "One more request, do it again!" The boy looks and says, "Why? I just did?" The old man says, "Who gave you money, clothes, girls, huh? you can't do this little thing for me?" The boy agrees and goes to do it. He comes back sweating and says "OK, done!" "One last request, do it one last time! " says the old man. "I don't understand, why?" says the boy. "Don't ask, Can't you grant a dying man his last wish?" The boy goes and does it again, he comes back crawling, barely able to talk, "OK I did it again, but please no more, I got no more left! "Good!" says the old man, he hands him car keys and says, "Now drive to the airport and pick up my daughter!"

2007-11-13 22:24:12 · 11 answers · asked by Freakin 6 in Jokes & Riddles

i'm juz a curious babe! hehee!

2007-11-13 22:21:58 · 32 answers · asked by fizadora 5 in Polls & Surveys

in a life or death situation where only one of you could make it out alive, who would you choose?

would you be selfish and save yourself?

or would you try to save someone else?

2007-11-13 22:21:53 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove
a "Curse" he has been living with for the last 40 years.

The Wizard says "maybe, but you will have to tell me the
exact words that were used to put the curse on you."

The old man says without hesitation
"I now pronounce you man and wife".

2007-11-13 22:21:38 · 5 answers · asked by iamme 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-13 22:20:53 · 3 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

i've heard Linux is the more stable system, but i like how Vista looks

2007-11-13 22:19:39 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I usually do it when theres something on my mind.The same neighbour as caught me three times lol. I usually break into song to cover it i dont know whats worse

2007-11-13 22:19:28 · 14 answers · asked by Deborah C 3 in Polls & Surveys

Good morning!

2007-11-13 22:18:53 · 16 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
After the check-up, the doctor took the wife aside and
said, "If you don't do the following, your husband will
surely die".

1.Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send
him off to work in a good mood.

2.At lunch time, make him a warm, nutritious meal and
put him in a good frame of mind before he goes back
to work.

3.For dinner, fix an especially nice meal, and don't
burden him with household chores.

4.Have sex with him several times a week and satisfy
his every whim.

On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor
had told her.

"You're going to die," she replied.

2007-11-13 22:18:39 · 13 answers · asked by iamme 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-13 22:17:43 · 16 answers · asked by elsie 4 in Celebrities

1)I asked my wife if old men wear boxers or briefs…She said “depends”.
2)GOODBYE Tension, HELLO Pension
3)I was in the Beauty Shop for nearly 2 hours, and that was only for the estimate.
4)The Snap Crackle Pop in the morning…aint my freaking Rice Krispies
5)Sometimes I wake up Grumpy….and some days I let him sleep.
6)I’m not old… I’m chronologically gifted.
7)Be nice to your children….They will choose your nursing home.
8)Florida….God’s waiting room!
9)Birthdays are good for you… the more you have, the longer you live.
10)One good thing about Alzheimer’s…You get to meet new people every day.
11)It ain’t the age…it’s the darn mileage
12)Support BINGO…keep grandma off the streets.
13)When did my wild oats…turn into prunes and bran?

2007-11-13 22:14:47 · 4 answers · asked by LeeA 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I got fired. I'm unsure if it was for sleeping at work, sleeping with the bosses pet canary , or for sleeping with the bosses pet canary while at work. What should I tell people?

2007-11-13 22:14:28 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

ok, i give you a star you give me a star.
was it happening with stars? i mean, if i get 100 stars is something happening? i cant get it. what is the philosophy of stars?or better what is the meaning of them?

thank you!!

2007-11-13 22:13:28 · 19 answers · asked by ALEXANDRA-MARIA S 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-13 22:13:26 · 16 answers · asked by yin yang 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-13 22:13:06 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Then do those questions get the most answers?
Happens here!
Peace.

2007-11-13 22:12:13 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

hehehe!!!!

2007-11-13 22:11:14 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

jump on your couch

2007-11-13 22:09:50 · 10 answers · asked by David 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-13 22:09:34 · 10 answers · asked by wolfkiss 7 in Polls & Surveys

know what size underwear my wife wears?

2007-11-13 22:09:10 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Let me put my shoes on !!!!!!!!!

2007-11-13 22:07:31 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys