Entertainment & Music - 13 November 2007

2007-11-13 21:44:03 · 25 answers · asked by Dhiraj..(DJ) 4 in Polls & Surveys

A man who just got his salary decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop and asks the clerk to show him a scope. The clerk takes out a scope and says to the man, “This scope is so good you can see my house far away up on that hill.” The man takes a look through the scope and starts laughing. “What’s so funny?” asks the clerk. “I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in your house,” the man replies. The clerk grabs the scope from the man and looks at his house. Then he gives the man two bullets. “I’ll give you this scope for free if you take these two bullets, shoot my wife’s head off and shoot the guy’s penis off.” The man takes another look through the scope and says: “You know what? I think I can do it in one shot.”

2007-11-13 21:43:40 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

wash your feet

2007-11-13 21:40:24 · 22 answers · asked by David 6 in Polls & Surveys

A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in a theatre.
When the usher came by he noticed this and whispered to the
man: "I'm sorry sir, but you're only allowed
one seat."


The man groaned but didn't budge. The usher became
impatient. "Sir, " he said, "if you don't get
up from there I'm afraid I'll have to call the manager."
Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher
even more. The Usher briskly marched back up the aisle in
search of the manager.


In a few moments both usher and manager returned and stood
over the man. Together the two of them tried repeatedly
to move him, but with no success. Finally, they called the
police. A cop arrived and surveyed the situation briefly...



"All right buddy, what's your name?"


"Sam, " the man moaned.


"Ok Sam, where ya from?" the cop asked.


"The balcony."

2007-11-13 21:40:22 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-13 21:37:15 · 4 answers · asked by barbwire 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-13 21:35:49 · 30 answers · asked by Dhiraj..(DJ) 4 in Polls & Surveys

First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing,"! he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."

2007-11-13 21:32:03 · 28 answers · asked by Freakin 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Change my Avatar to a really hot woman holding my chainsaw?

2007-11-13 21:30:47 · 22 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-13 21:30:29 · 37 answers · asked by Dhiraj..(DJ) 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-13 21:30:26 · 5 answers · asked by shrebee 7 in Other - Music

2007-11-13 21:28:34 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Soap Operas

2007-11-13 21:25:46 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-11-13 21:25:35 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

my street is busy til atleast 11pm,im not far from a main road.

2007-11-13 21:25:04 · 13 answers · asked by shrebee 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-13 21:22:13 · 32 answers · asked by Dhiraj..(DJ) 4 in Polls & Surveys

I see her banging on about how she loves her curves and doesnt want to be stick thin ......... blah blah .......... yeah right, its so she can sit about stocking up mars bars and crisps and feel 'good' about it.

You don't fall me, Ms Church ......... oh no you dont.

Who's with me???

2007-11-13 21:21:33 · 23 answers · asked by Rock me Amadeus 1 in Polls & Surveys

FIRST

2007-11-13 21:20:29 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lyrics

Yes, when i was a kid, i could still remember the taste

2007-11-13 21:19:31 · 23 answers · asked by Bob Dylan 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-13 21:18:46 · 26 answers · asked by ͏҉ ßõhrçmrïñsÿ★ 6 in Polls & Surveys

I saw a movie and thought of one of the answerer to be like the heroine based on the description she gave of herself.

Trust me I was not imagining myself as the hero… instead I was imagining her B/F to be the hero…. so don’t start imagining wild….

After all you know I am the biggest brother of Y/A. I will always imaging good about you.
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Don’t forget to star if you like this question ... Hey this is only a reminder, not a request.

2007-11-13 21:18:33 · 18 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-13 21:18:25 · 26 answers · asked by Dhiraj..(DJ) 4 in Polls & Surveys

It's impossible!

2007-11-13 21:16:53 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-13 21:16:30 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I mean after ya get unlimited questions does it matter?

2007-11-13 21:15:18 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Saawariya is a movie by Sanjay Leela Bhansali starring Sonam Kapoor, Ranbir Kapoor, Rani Mukharjee and Salman Khan. It is based on Dostoevsky's "White Nights".

2007-11-13 21:14:53 · 20 answers · asked by Sakura 1 in Movies

what song reminds you of the good old days???

2007-11-13 21:14:14 · 11 answers · asked by Dylangirl 6 in Polls & Surveys

cmon don't be shy, you can say 10 if you like.

2007-11-13 21:13:44 · 20 answers · asked by Rock me Amadeus 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-13 21:12:41 · 16 answers · asked by Dhiraj..(DJ) 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-13 21:12:32 · 19 answers · asked by Novella (again) 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-13 21:11:58 · 18 answers · asked by Dhiraj..(DJ) 4 in Polls & Surveys