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First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing,"! he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."

2007-11-13 21:32:03 · 28 answers · asked by Freakin 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

28 answers

lol

thats prob 1 of the funniest

2007-11-14 09:46:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ha ha! That's a great one man! I've gotta tell it to my cousin, he's just recently become a medical student at Queen's...

Just in case he falls for it...

I'm a nice person really.

2007-11-14 05:35:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yuk

2007-11-14 05:35:18 · answer #3 · answered by happylady216 3 · 0 0

Ha Ha but Old!

2007-11-14 05:36:45 · answer #4 · answered by nice_libra_guy 6 · 0 0

Heard it before but it still makes me laugh!

2007-11-14 05:35:06 · answer #5 · answered by livinfortheweekend2 6 · 0 0

OMG. That one took me by surprise! Good one!

2007-11-14 05:35:41 · answer #6 · answered by PURR GIRL TORI 7 · 0 0

OMG!... absolutely disgusting... but still funny

2007-11-14 05:38:55 · answer #7 · answered by *MeGaN* 1 · 0 0

funny as **** loved it so much gotta tell me mates that one lmfao

2007-11-14 08:21:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

HEYYY!!
that not funny my dad did that to me once!!!
HAHAH SOO JUST KIDDING
but that was funny

2007-11-14 05:36:23 · answer #9 · answered by Shony07 4 · 0 0

very funny star for you

2007-11-14 06:33:20 · answer #10 · answered by smooth jones 3 · 0 0

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