Entertainment & Music - 13 November 2007

Pretty odd choice but she's such a great actress. Any comments?

2007-11-13 21:11:54 · 6 answers · asked by Puppet Dictator 5 in Movies

This questions is for only my fans.
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Ther is a question among yourself which answerer I like the most. Hey I am not talking about someone who don't care. I am sure there are some who are thinking in those lines.

There are some, who feel that I am very biazed and select only few of my fav as best answers.

Some want to debate on why I selected a particular answer as best (as you felt yours was better).

Some of you might feel that he is not bothered about my answers as he likes the others. If you feel you are neglected, please do tell me.

Please do this excercise for my sake. You have been regularly answering me. You know the other answerers too.

I need two orders:

1. The one's I like the most
2. The one's who like me the most

I am sure you will have surprises.
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Don’t forget to star if you like this question ... Hey this is only a reminder, not a request.

2007-11-13 21:11:13 · 17 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

I have asked in almost every other place i might get an answer for it... and the ONLY answer i got was wrong.. so maybe one of you can help....
I need to know the title of the song on the commercial for the upcoming tour of Trans Siberian Orchestra... ANYONE?!

2007-11-13 21:09:46 · 9 answers · asked by Jenn [[Rick R.'s Manager]] 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-13 21:09:35 · 16 answers · asked by Bob Dylan 2 in Polls & Surveys

sci-fi
sit-com
crime
movie
documentary
reality
news
talk/chat
soap
sport

2007-11-13 21:09:07 · 6 answers · asked by ⓑⓐⓨⓢⓐ ™ 6 in Polls & Surveys

if I was really bendy I'd like ta get me some of that?

2007-11-13 21:08:23 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

THE ONION AND THE CHRISTMAS TREE



The family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his father,"Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?"
The father, surprised, answers, "Well son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round & firm. In her thirties & forties, they are like pears, still nice, but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes, you see them, and they make you cry."

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter says, "Mom, how many types of "willies" are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willie is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties & forties, it's like a birch tree, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree??"

"Yes dear, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."

2007-11-13 21:07:28 · 3 answers · asked by tottallycrazyifink 1 in Jokes & Riddles

i think u will tell me the truth...

2007-11-13 21:06:41 · 40 answers · asked by Dhiraj..(DJ) 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-13 21:03:59 · 27 answers · asked by Dhiraj..(DJ) 4 in Polls & Surveys

if yes , say something nice , bcoz this pain of my fractured leg is getting worse....

2007-11-13 21:00:34 · 28 answers · asked by Dhiraj..(DJ) 4 in Polls & Surveys

READ , BOOKS , MAGAZINES & NOT ON THE INTERNET ?
I CAN`T LIVE WITHOUT BOOKS ...I MEAN BOOKS ...MADE OF PAPER , NOT ELECTRONIC !

2007-11-13 21:00:25 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-13 20:58:14 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

HER DIARY

Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.

Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong; he said nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say, "I love you too."

When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched T.V. He seemed distant and absent. Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed, and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried.

I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

HIS DIARY

Today the Giants lost, but at least I got laid.

2007-11-13 20:57:57 · 9 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-13 20:57:09 · 23 answers · asked by Dhiraj..(DJ) 4 in Polls & Surveys

Lousy Grammar? :)

2007-11-13 20:56:54 · 18 answers · asked by NoxecA 7 in Polls & Surveys

An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money.

After many lengthy discussions an employee took the elderly woman to the president's office.

The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, "$165,000". The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money. The elderly woman replied that she made bets.

The president was surprised and asked, "What kind of bets?"

The elderly woman replied, "Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square."

The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to win a bet like that. The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, "Would you like to take my bet?"

"Certainly", replied the president. "I bet you $25,000 that my testicles are not square."

"Done", the elderly woman answered. "But given the amount of money involved, if you don't mind I would like to come back at 10 o'clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness."

"No problem", said the president of the Bank confidently.

That night, the president became very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his testicles, turning them this way and that, checking them over again and again until he was positive that no one could consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet.

The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman arrived at the president's office with her lawyer and acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that the president's testicles were square.

The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his pants etc. so that she and her lawyer could see clearly.

The president was happy to oblige.

The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and asked the president if she could touch them. "Of course", said the president. "Given the amount of money involved, you should be 100% sure."

The elderly woman did so with a little smile.

Suddenly the president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against the wall.

He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that and she replied, "Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10! o'clock in the morning I would be holding the balls of the President of the Bank of Canada!"

2007-11-13 20:56:46 · 10 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-13 20:55:50 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I was talking about this with a friend, and I came to realise that I have encountered the strangest people!

Once, an old, fat woman at a bus stop told me I had "beautiful Irish eyes" - fair enough, but still a bit weird.

Another time, a man in a chicken shop said (in a crude way) that I had big boobs.

I think the scariest of all was when an old woman was sitting on a chair outside her house, and I happened to walk past her during a full moon. She said "He's out there somewhere, and tonight he will be found. If you don't get away, he will get you too."

I've had many more experiences like this, but I'm struggling to remember them all.

What's the strangest thing a stranger has said to you?

2007-11-13 20:54:53 · 28 answers · asked by cosmicmoon 5 in Polls & Surveys

If you were to move out for the first time, what items would you NEED to have and what would be NICE to have

2007-11-13 20:54:45 · 7 answers · asked by Luviticus 3 in Polls & Surveys

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times...When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed,you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?"

"What dear?" She gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

"I think you're bad luck, why don't you **** off?"

2007-11-13 20:54:43 · 6 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-13 20:54:10 · 16 answers · asked by Dhiraj..(DJ) 4 in Polls & Surveys

HELL NO!

but i love orange juice

2007-11-13 20:53:36 · 27 answers · asked by Bob Dylan 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-13 20:53:23 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A lady walked into a drugstore and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide.

The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady then explained that she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license. They'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not—you cannot have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

2007-11-13 20:53:21 · 7 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

all I know is that if I hear "Hey There Delilah" or "The Way I Are" one more time I'll have to break something!

2007-11-13 20:53:14 · 10 answers · asked by ßỰŦŤΣЯ§! Guess who's back...for now! 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-13 20:52:44 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

at - charlie's chicken

2007-11-13 20:52:09 · 16 answers · asked by David 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-13 20:50:51 · 23 answers · asked by Dhiraj..(DJ) 4 in Polls & Surveys

Laundry

2007-11-13 20:48:22 · 24 answers · asked by David 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-13 20:48:16 · 10 answers · asked by Alex 2 in Polls & Surveys