A lady walked into a drugstore and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide.
The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady then explained that she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license. They'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not—you cannot have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
2007-11-13 20:53:21 · 7 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Rofl! Very good!
2007-11-13 20:57:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2007-11-13 21:22:07 · answer #2 · answered by sammy jo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-13 22:37:30 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol,10/10,very funny.
2007-11-13 21:17:33 · answer #4 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-16 08:14:08 · answer #5 · answered by Erika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny star for you
2007-11-13 22:40:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha-HAAAAA!
2007-11-13 21:17:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋