Entertainment & Music - 13 November 2007

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

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A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the object, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties.

The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?" The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5."

The Taliban shouted, "Idiot! I do not need an overpriced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first."

"OK," said the old Jewish man, "it does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that.

If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom."

Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours later he staggered back.

"Your f**king brother won't let me in without a tie."

2007-11-13 19:21:53 · 6 answers · asked by kissmtbutt 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?

2007-11-13 19:20:58 · 13 answers · asked by I Speak the Truth 5 in Polls & Surveys

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In the desert?

A man was crawling through the desert, wearing was a pair of jeans and a t-shirt. He was at his wits end, "Water, water!!!" he rasped...

After some time he saw a man with a camel. "Water, water!" he begged. The man with the camel said "Sorry, but I only have ties!". "No use, I need water!!!" and he went on.

After some time he saw another man with a camel. "Water, water!" he begged. This man with the camel said "Sorry, but I only have suits!". "No, no, I need water!!!" and he went on.

Then after some time, to his amazement, the man saw a restaurant. He crawled to the door, exclaiming "Water, WATER!!!!". The valet at the door said "I'm sorry, sir, but without a suit and tie, I cannot let you in!"

2007-11-13 19:19:56 · 10 answers · asked by Walter W. Krijthe 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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Whose actually the snake which is talking to Harry Potter in Harry Potter and The Sorcerer Stone?

my idea is maybe the snake is the Voldermort's snake that we can see in Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire

2007-11-13 19:18:56 · 6 answers · asked by fauzan_genius06 1 in Movies

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who deleted that question about that rate my poo website??

im not mad i just want to know who did it cos i didnt have a chance to read it?

2007-11-13 19:18:19 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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How do you take compliments?

2007-11-13 19:14:55 · 17 answers · asked by Callumaniac 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you call it a crick or a creek?

2007-11-13 19:14:37 · 16 answers · asked by bigDcowgirl 7 in Polls & Surveys

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don't you love her madly?

2007-11-13 19:13:10 · 23 answers · asked by ßỰŦŤΣЯ§! Guess who's back...for now! 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Have you ever felt like slapping one of those over energetic waiters with 60 buttons on his suspenders?

You know the ones that have 20 suggestions for a order before you order. Does anyone like being a waiter, that much? It's Bennigens, or TGI Fridays, or Chillies get a grip already.

2007-11-13 19:11:50 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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poll...What is your favorite weapon?

Catapault
Kalashnikov
Sword
Mace
Rapier
Throwing Knife
Axe
other

2007-11-13 19:11:37 · 18 answers · asked by kissmtbutt 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you ever lose your cursor and have to chase it all over the screen to get it back??????

I do - do I need help???

2007-11-13 19:11:04 · 23 answers · asked by Joe 6 in Polls & Surveys

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If you were to hop a freight train, which one would you hop, the one going east, west, north, or south?

Why?

2007-11-13 19:10:17 · 8 answers · asked by Knuckles™ 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Why is everyone looking for an opportunity to be offended these days?

Religion, racism, lawsuits, etc.

Come on, people! Get over yourselves. We're turning into a country of wusses!

2007-11-13 19:08:31 · 31 answers · asked by ALL-MAN 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Is there a nice way to tell someone that you despise them?

2007-11-13 19:07:55 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Which thinking game do you like to play more....Chess or Scrabble???

2007-11-13 19:07:27 · 41 answers · asked by ͏҉ ßõhrçmrïñsîł§ÿ★ 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Do Your Stairs Make Noises?

2007-11-13 19:07:11 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Would you rather vacation.......?

in a beach house at the beach, in a cabin in the mountains, or at a cozy little bed & breakfast?

2007-11-13 19:04:26 · 21 answers · asked by Kim 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Your reaction?????

When you are in the middle of eating your food and you found a strand of hair... Yucks! Gross! What do you do? I will lose my appetite on the spot and stop eating.

2007-11-13 19:04:16 · 22 answers · asked by freezing lady 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Man! I feel like a Woman?

2007-11-13 19:04:08 · 21 answers · asked by Bob Dylan 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you find it EASY to laugh at yourself?

(I've been told it's easier to laugh at ME!)

2007-11-13 19:02:24 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What is your favorite place to buy clothes?

2007-11-13 19:01:56 · 14 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Time to kill, funny or not.?

A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. He hasn’t been feeling well and wants to find out if he’s ill. After the checkup the doctor comes out with the results of the examination.

“I’m afraid I have some bad news. You’re dying and you don’t have much time,” the doctor says.

“Oh no, that’s terrible. How long have I got?” the man asks.

“Ten,” says the doctor.

“Ten? Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!” he asks desperately.

“Nine. . .”

2007-11-13 19:01:09 · 17 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

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