A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. He hasn’t been feeling well and wants to find out if he’s ill. After the checkup the doctor comes out with the results of the examination.
“I’m afraid I have some bad news. You’re dying and you don’t have much time,” the doctor says.
“Oh no, that’s terrible. How long have I got?” the man asks.
“Ten,” says the doctor.
“Ten? Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!” he asks desperately.
“Nine. . .”
2007-11-13 19:01:09 · 17 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good
2007-11-13 19:30:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-14 06:49:31 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
we have lift off,hehe funny,not for the ill man obviously *
2007-11-14 05:26:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
starting early hunni,been playing bingo while waitin for ya
2007-11-14 03:18:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, can see the clock ticking hun, pmsl
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2007-11-14 06:52:41 · answer #5 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It made me laugh, how are you doing hun and you are and get a *
2007-11-14 05:08:05 · answer #6 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Super funny, you're the best! lol.
2007-11-14 19:55:59 · answer #7 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes very funny
2007-11-14 09:20:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny but sad funny
2007-11-14 03:13:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wasnt as impressed with that one . . .it wasnt up to your usuall standards!!! hava star any way!!!
2007-11-14 04:15:24 · answer #10 · answered by cooper 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋