Entertainment & Music - 13 November 2007

2007-11-13 22:06:37 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Country

how well would he do on "Dancing With The Stars?"

(No, I haven't been to bed in a very long time. Is it that obvious?)

2007-11-13 22:06:29 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

A mother is taking her 7 year old daughter to a play date with a friend when she asks, "Mommy, how old are you?"
"That's not a polite question to ask a woman honey", the mother replies.
"Well how much do you weigh?" continues the daughter.
"That's a rude question to ask someone too," the mother says, now a little flustered.
"And why did you and Daddy get a divorce?
"That's enough questions young lady!" answers the mother who drops off the daughter at her friends house.
"My mother won't tell me anything about her," says the daughter to her friend.
"Don't worry, just look at her driver's liscense, it's like a report card, it has everything on it," says her friend.
The next day the daughter says triumphantly to her mother, " I know you're 32."
"How did you........."
" And I know that you weigh 134 pounds.
"Who told you..........."
" And I know why you and Daddy got divorced, you got an "F" in sex!"

2007-11-13 22:05:48 · 16 answers · asked by seadog 5 in Jokes & Riddles

I am late most of the times!

2007-11-13 22:05:11 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

detention in your school

2007-11-13 22:05:09 · 13 answers · asked by David 6 in Polls & Surveys

When am I getting cured of my telepathic condition? Will it be when I die, or before I die?

2007-11-13 22:04:59 · 24 answers · asked by AxisofOddity 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-13 22:04:40 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-13 22:04:24 · 4 answers · asked by guyz g 1 in Movies

...and sometimes this punching bag is you and your account??

I repost it because I am just a woman, not knowing very well some... boxing terms. Thank you for giving me the exact word.


http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ak.clV4em87UtuqAIJstMfDsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20071114023546AA4C1Yd

2007-11-13 22:02:03 · 22 answers · asked by Alice in Wonderbra 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-13 22:02:02 · 41 answers · asked by Cat burgler 5 in Polls & Surveys

wrong turn 2

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bug
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the hills have eyes 2

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2007-11-13 22:01:55 · 10 answers · asked by cher 5 in Movies

2007-11-13 22:01:13 · 8 answers · asked by vanessa_clarke100 1 in Celebrities

i have about 2000$ :s .. what about you?
and my current job pays really low.. less than 500$ :s

2007-11-13 22:01:11 · 4 answers · asked by Naomi 4 in Polls & Surveys

To those you love?

2007-11-13 22:00:22 · 7 answers · asked by TOO HOT 4 in Polls & Surveys

I was listening to the news on the radio this morning and they said that they were planning to refuse fertility treatment to over weight women.
In my opinion this is total discrimination.
What do you think?

2007-11-13 21:59:55 · 34 answers · asked by Smurf 7 in Polls & Surveys

I just made it to level 4 and boy does it feel great. This is a excellent way of starting out my day. But man I got over 2,500 to go to level 5. Now thats gonna take some time,

But man I am just so happy!

2007-11-13 21:59:16 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
"That's nice", she thinks, "but I want more."

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have big boobs.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited

2007-11-13 21:59:05 · 8 answers · asked by Tony T 4 in Jokes & Riddles

An elbow or two at the Mrs / Mr. just for the fun of it?

2007-11-13 21:56:50 · 19 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?

Why do "tug" boats push their barges?


Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?


Why is it call "after dark" when it really is "after light"?

Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

2007-11-13 21:56:41 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

When it gets tired it starts painting.

2007-11-13 21:55:57 · 22 answers · asked by elizadushku 6 in Polls & Surveys

do you like your guardian angel by red jumpsuit apparatus?

2007-11-13 21:54:16 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Conditions:

*You will be stabbed in the abdomen with a 6-inch blade. The blade will be thrust straight through and pulled out immediately--there will be no twisting while still inside of you.

*The blade can go anywhere through your abdomen. This possibly means a vital organ.

*A trauma center will be one block away. EMTs will respond immediately. You will be in the ER within 5 minutes.

2007-11-13 21:53:06 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-13 21:52:21 · 33 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-13 21:50:51 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Worms in the earth or insects on the trees?

2007-11-13 21:50:28 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-13 21:48:14 · 40 answers · asked by Dhiraj..(DJ) 4 in Polls & Surveys

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you.
All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in...


I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.



I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people
are just jackas*es.


I've learned that it takes years to build up trust,
and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.


I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be
evenly distributed.


I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself
to others. They are more screwed up than you think.


I've learned that depression is merely anger without
enthusiasm.


I've learned that it is not what you wear; it is how you
take it off.


I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after
you think you're finished.


I've learned to not sweat the petty things and not pet
the sweaty things.


I've learned that age is a very high price to pay for
maturity.

2007-11-13 21:47:32 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-13 21:47:17 · 29 answers · asked by wolfkiss 7 in Polls & Surveys

only to find yourself answering something even worse a minute later?

2007-11-13 21:46:20 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

your house would you let him jump on your couch

2007-11-13 21:45:53 · 19 answers · asked by David 6 in Polls & Surveys