As I've matured funny ?

Question

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you.
All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in...


I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.



I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people
are just jackas*es.


I've learned that it takes years to build up trust,
and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.


I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be
evenly distributed.


I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself
to others. They are more screwed up than you think.


I've learned that depression is merely anger without
enthusiasm.


I've learned that it is not what you wear; it is how you
take it off.


I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after
you think you're finished.


I've learned to not sweat the petty things and not pet
the sweaty things.


I've learned that age is a very high price to pay for
maturity.

I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity,
I enjoy it.


I've learned that we are responsible for what we do,
unless we are celebrities.


I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match
for natural stupidity.


I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't
working in your house, one of your kids did it


I've learned that there is a fine line between genius
and insanity.


I've learned that the people you care most about in
life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go
away and the real pains in the a*s are permanent.

Answer 1

Good 1.

Answer 2

I can relate to many on the list. Have a star

I've learned that honesty isn't always the best policy.

I've learned that lifer really is a b**ch.

But most of all I've learned to smile and rise above the sh*t that gets chucked at me .

Answer 3

I've learned that pointless answers on Answers deserve a thumbs down.

Answer 4

Just think
If you had known all these things at 21, what a boring uneventful life you would have lived

Answer 5

Funny! 10!

Answer 6

True true. ------> I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it. <--- bad experience with this one

Answer 7

Funny! 10!

Answer 8

I've seen this before but it was good to read it again.. my fave one....
One good turn gets all the blankets
lol

Answer 9

well where do i begin that was brilliant ,funny and true
thank you for sharing star4u

Answer 10

I've learned that long lists are booooring