A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in a theatre.
When the usher came by he noticed this and whispered to the
man: "I'm sorry sir, but you're only allowed
one seat."
The man groaned but didn't budge. The usher became
impatient. "Sir, " he said, "if you don't get
up from there I'm afraid I'll have to call the manager."
Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher
even more. The Usher briskly marched back up the aisle in
search of the manager.
In a few moments both usher and manager returned and stood
over the man. Together the two of them tried repeatedly
to move him, but with no success. Finally, they called the
police. A cop arrived and surveyed the situation briefly...
"All right buddy, what's your name?"
"Sam, " the man moaned.
"Ok Sam, where ya from?" the cop asked.
"The balcony."
2007-11-13 21:40:22 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good joke i fell for it oooppppss.lol
2007-11-13 22:15:47 · answer #1 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Very good, I'll give you 10/10 even though I am English
2016-05-23 02:50:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-13 22:19:41 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol not the best I've heard but definitely not the worst!
2007-11-13 21:43:35 · answer #4 · answered by Scorch 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny star for you
2007-11-13 22:31:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-11-13 21:47:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
great one
2007-11-13 22:26:39 · answer #7 · answered by ward1703 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
naughty, man - good one!
2007-11-13 21:43:29 · answer #8 · answered by Nova 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good lol
2007-11-13 21:52:30 · answer #9 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HEE HHEEEE
2007-11-13 21:43:28 · answer #10 · answered by j.pee69 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋