Scenario 5: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin
to school.
1973 - Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the
smoking dock.
2007 - Police called, Mark expelled from school
for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.
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Scenario 6: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers
from 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle,
blows up a red ant bed.
1973 - Ants die.
2007 - BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny
charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents,
siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny's
Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly
again.
2007-11-13
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