A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
After the check-up, the doctor took the wife aside and
said, "If you don't do the following, your husband will
surely die".
1.Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send
him off to work in a good mood.
2.At lunch time, make him a warm, nutritious meal and
put him in a good frame of mind before he goes back
to work.
3.For dinner, fix an especially nice meal, and don't
burden him with household chores.
4.Have sex with him several times a week and satisfy
his every whim.
On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor
had told her.
"You're going to die," she replied.
2007-11-13 22:18:39 · 13 answers · asked by iamme 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I like it.......lol :}
2007-11-13 22:22:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-14 06:21:22 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-11-14 07:25:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
mildly. I find the sexist angle gets in the way. I am annoyed by the story before it gets to the punchline
2007-11-14 06:22:42 · answer #4 · answered by Babs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Interesting. Lol. 7!
2007-11-14 07:06:22 · answer #5 · answered by goooheroes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6.57/10 on funny scale
2007-11-14 06:23:00 · answer #6 · answered by pxsin4 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny star for you
2007-11-14 06:26:38 · answer #7 · answered by smooth jones 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-11-14 07:29:33 · answer #8 · answered by I.subhash 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes its funny
2007-11-14 06:23:10 · answer #9 · answered by searay092003 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor guy
2007-11-14 08:12:20 · answer #10 · answered by bette69 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:b lol haha
2007-11-14 06:26:05 · answer #11 · answered by iso 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋