Scenario 7: Johnny falls while running during recess
and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher,
Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.
1973 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes
on playing.
2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator
and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny
undergoes 5 years of therapy.
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Scenario 8: Pedro fails high school English.
1973 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English,
goes to college.
2007 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper
articles appear nationally explaining that teaching
English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU
files class action lawsuit against state school system
and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from
core curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up
mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.
2007-11-13 22:25:42 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hehehe ~ the Scenario number 8 is the fantastic one
2007-11-13 22:41:26 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2016-05-23 02:52:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! Funny! 10!
2007-11-13 22:28:02 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WOW....why would he need five years of therapy? It's only a teacher....why would he care so much? But it was very funny other than that. you have good jokes/riddles. =)
2007-11-13 23:18:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol "mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English."
2007-11-13 22:35:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-11-14 00:46:05 · answer #6 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aaaaah! Those good ol days... Hw I miss them...
:-)
Good point though... :-)
2007-11-13 22:40:36 · answer #7 · answered by 13 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao that was good
have a star
2007-11-14 00:40:14 · answer #8 · answered by blackcat XIII 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like it very good and funny.
2007-11-13 22:53:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-11-14 02:50:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋