1)I asked my wife if old men wear boxers or briefs…She said “depends”.
2)GOODBYE Tension, HELLO Pension
3)I was in the Beauty Shop for nearly 2 hours, and that was only for the estimate.
4)The Snap Crackle Pop in the morning…aint my freaking Rice Krispies
5)Sometimes I wake up Grumpy….and some days I let him sleep.
6)I’m not old… I’m chronologically gifted.
7)Be nice to your children….They will choose your nursing home.
8)Florida….God’s waiting room!
9)Birthdays are good for you… the more you have, the longer you live.
10)One good thing about Alzheimer’s…You get to meet new people every day.
11)It ain’t the age…it’s the darn mileage
12)Support BINGO…keep grandma off the streets.
13)When did my wild oats…turn into prunes and bran?
2007-11-13 22:14:47 · 4 answers · asked by LeeA 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-11-13 22:43:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-11-13 22:17:55 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-16 11:41:24 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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