An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove
a "Curse" he has been living with for the last 40 years.
The Wizard says "maybe, but you will have to tell me the
exact words that were used to put the curse on you."
The old man says without hesitation
"I now pronounce you man and wife".
2007-11-13 22:21:38 · 5 answers · asked by iamme 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
:-D funny :-D
But I bet the wizard answered "Sorry, that curse is self-inflicted."
2007-11-13 22:32:41 · answer #1 · answered by Walter W. Krijthe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-13 22:23:21 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one when the minister asked me if I would take this woman I replied would you ? Sorry only kidding
2007-11-13 22:27:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha!
2007-11-13 22:24:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-11-13 22:24:46 · answer #5 · answered by yp_mike_kinsey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋