I got fired. I'm unsure if it was for sleeping at work, sleeping with the bosses pet canary , or for sleeping with the bosses pet canary while at work. What should I tell people?
2007-11-13 22:14:28 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I hate Tweety
that ****** is soooooo dead!!!
2007-11-13 22:18:22 · answer #1 · answered by Sleepys Wench Feckalot 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell people the bosses canary cracked onto you and you wanted to sue for sexual harassment..... but your boss you jealous that his canary liked you more than he liked him, so he fired you.
2007-11-13 22:19:15 · answer #2 · answered by Kenny K 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them the canary was a lousy lay.
2007-11-13 22:19:02 · answer #3 · answered by Martha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't tell anyone except the canary.
2007-11-13 22:17:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell people, you just slept with your boss during working hours and he fired you!!
2007-11-13 22:16:35 · answer #5 · answered by McHaggis Scoticus 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell them the canary got you pregnant.. it's more believable..
2007-11-13 22:19:19 · answer #6 · answered by Naomi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch. Maybe you should spend your nighttimes resting, and having a fresh start to the workday instead...At whatever next job you have.
2007-11-13 22:23:56 · answer #7 · answered by AxisofOddity 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just beg say your sorry, Tell the truth maybe he will understand, that you just could not stay away from his bird.
2007-11-13 22:19:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell them you got promoted to manager, you know they stay at home and do nothing like a jobless person
2007-11-13 22:20:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Flip him the bird
2007-11-13 22:19:29 · answer #10 · answered by Lefty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell them you quit. You wanted to move on to bigger and better things.
2007-11-13 22:19:04 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋