Entertainment & Music - 1 November 2007

Never been able to have because it either doesn't exist (my dream pet doesn't) or it's something like an elephant or tiger, which may be a little hard to take care of.

When I was a little girl, I wanted a Simorgh(a mythical flying creature). It is said to have seen the destruction of the world 3 times and posses the knowledge of all the ages. Just think of the stories it could tell you...

2007-11-01 11:02:08 · 6 answers · asked by Isis 4 in Polls & Surveys

Little Johnny walked up to a whore house carry a dead, flattened out frog. He tells the lady who runs it "I want to have sex with someone who has a disease" The woman tells him noone hear has any stds. Little Johnny replies "I heard the men at the bar saying how Abigail gave them herpes" The woman says alright fine and Little Johnny hands her the money. He goes upstairs and does what he went there to do. He comes back downstairs and the woman asks, why, out of all the girls here, did you want the only one who has a disease. So Little Johnny says, Tonight, my dad hired my babysitter Stacey, and Stacey, is going to have sex with me like she always does. Dad will then drive her home, but on the way, they will stop and have as well. Dad will then come home for a quicky with mom. Tomorrow when dad leaves for work, the milk man will come to deliver our milk. He will come inside and have sex with mom. The milk man is the bas**** who ran over my frog!

2007-11-01 11:01:29 · 17 answers · asked by Courtney[Catastrophe] 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Little Johnny walked up to a whore house carry a dead, flattened out frog. He tells the lady who runs it "I want to have sex with someone who has a disease" The woman tells him noone hear has any stds. Little Johnny replies "I heard the men at the bar saying how Abigail gave them herpes" The woman says alright fine and Little Johnny hands her the money. He goes upstairs and does what he went there to do. He comes back downstairs and the woman asks, why, out of all the girls here, did you want the only one who has a disease. So Little Johnny says, Tonight, my dad hired my babysitter Stacey, and Stacey, is going to have sex with me like she always does. Dad will then drive her home, but on the way, they will stop and have as well. Dad will then come home for a quicky with mom. Tomorrow when dad leaves for work, the milk man will come to deliver our milk. He will come inside and have sex with mom. The milk man is the bas**** who ran over my frog!

2007-11-01 11:01:23 · 9 answers · asked by Courtney[Catastrophe] 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I love Gordon Brown, I think that he is sexy!... he has a .... sweet face! and his voice is so... so.... ahhhhgg!! I love Gordon.!
And you?

Kisses from Wales, United Kingdom.

2007-11-01 11:00:40 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Do you think that the re-release of the movie Filthy Rich Gangster will generate the $1 Billion within 3 months, that its' producers are estimating worldwide?

2007-11-01 11:00:34 · 3 answers · asked by J C 1 in Movies

What would you be doing right now?

2007-11-01 10:59:45 · 22 answers · asked by ♦♦pixiechix♦♦ 5 in Polls & Surveys

I was happy.
My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we
decided to get married.
My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged
me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed,
and that one thing was her younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore
tight mini skirts and low cut blouses.
She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many
a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She
never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over to
check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived.
She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she
had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome
and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she
wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and
committed my life to her sister.
I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want
to go ahead with it just come up and get me."
I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up
the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her
panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there
for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I
opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked
straight towards my car.
My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his
eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you
have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for
our daughter. Welcome to the family".

The moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car

2007-11-01 10:58:47 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

That I'd be "Missing YOU Now"?

Who is your someone special that you are MISSING NOW???

2007-11-01 10:58:10 · 16 answers · asked by F-1 says KISS IT! 7 in Polls & Surveys

you were at?

I wish i was so far from here, on the other side
of the country.. east coast. =]
♥

ten four yo.

2007-11-01 10:58:01 · 17 answers · asked by miss Kapitan 5 in Polls & Surveys

what do people like to answer ?

why?

2007-11-01 10:57:22 · 13 answers · asked by I HATE COCO VERY MUCH 1 in Polls & Surveys

have you heard this song before? Loving you by Minnie Riperton
like it or not?

2007-11-01 10:57:13 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Hillary Clinton!

2007-11-01 10:56:58 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A rather attractive woman goes up to the register in an upscale hamburger establishment. She gestures alluringly to a large man who comes out immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his cheeks, which is slowly turning a crimson red.

"Are you the owner?" she asks, now softly stroking his face with both hands.
"No," he replies, "I'm just the manager."

"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she asks, running her hands up beyond his ears and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathes the manager clearly aroused. "He's in the back doing taxes right now. Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message." She continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
"Tell him," she says, "that there is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies room."

2007-11-01 10:55:44 · 17 answers · asked by Nancy M 7 in Jokes & Riddles

This is for Janis Joplin fans. I thought I'd do a little tribute to the queen of rock'n'roll. So what do you think? I realize I'm a terrible singer, but still, I worked hard on it. So share your thoughts. Here is the video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEReSmtAWxU

2007-11-01 10:54:47 · 5 answers · asked by Amanda Overmeyer-Janis of today! 5 in Polls & Surveys

Combat boots
Sneakers
Snow shoes
the cruel shoes
bowling shoes
nurse's shoes
pumps
Ankle boot
SS Jackboots
cement shoes
Forrest Gump's Magic Shoes
Metal armor boots

2007-11-01 10:54:42 · 4 answers · asked by gerbil31603 5 in Celebrities

2007-11-01 10:54:26 · 24 answers · asked by A friendly Jihad 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-01 10:54:23 · 8 answers · asked by corman 1 in Country

whats your favorite song?

2007-11-01 10:54:03 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

yes, once again i beat the odds, bend the rules & defied gravity... well, maybe not the last one, but nonetheless I HAVE ACHIEVED THE NEXT LEVEL IN GREATNESS!

2007-11-01 10:53:42 · 8 answers · asked by biodegradable insane asylum 5 in Polls & Surveys

i love miley cyrus, and the jonas brothers

2007-11-01 10:53:34 · 12 answers · asked by ஜº° nick luver °ºஜ 3 in Celebrities

2007-11-01 10:51:25 · 18 answers · asked by velasquezsebastian 2 in Movies

a redhead and blonde pass a flower shop and the redhead spots her boyfriend buying flowers, she says oh sh*t, he always has expectations after buying me flowers, i don't feel like spending the next 3 days on my back with my legs in the air, the blonde says why don't you have a vase?

2007-11-01 10:51:14 · 22 answers · asked by roger the alien 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-01 10:49:24 · 85 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

I am completely against gays, it is not natural, and it is distasteful. However, I recently found out that one of my friends is pro-gay, and I don't see how some one can truly be a Christian and be perfectly fine with homosexuality. Please give your opinion, however if you are going to be a rude Christian basher, take your crap somewhere else.

2007-11-01 10:48:27 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i'm making tacos.

2007-11-01 10:48:25 · 47 answers · asked by stormy 6 in Polls & Surveys

Get her to sew that!

Who knows what this is from?

2007-11-01 10:48:23 · 6 answers · asked by Mercury 5 in Polls & Surveys

do you think it's because they arent happy with their relationship or theyre just having a purely sexual urge?

2007-11-01 10:48:21 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what kind?

2007-11-01 10:46:13 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

♥
ya i do! aha *blushes an smiles*

2007-11-01 10:45:58 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

THE AMISH AND THE ELEVATOR

An Amish boy and his father were in a shopping mall. They were amazed
by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls
that could move apart and slide back together again.

The boy asked, "What is this, Father?" The father (never having seen an
elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life.
I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching in amazement, a fat old lady
in a wheelchair rolled her way up to the moving walls and pressed a button.
The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small
chamber. The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched the small
circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to
watch until the last number was reached; then the numbers began to light
in reverse order. Finally the walls opened again, and a gorgeous
24-year-old blond stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his
son........"Go get your mother."

2007-11-01 10:45:48 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles