A rather attractive woman goes up to the register in an upscale hamburger establishment. She gestures alluringly to a large man who comes out immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his cheeks, which is slowly turning a crimson red.
"Are you the owner?" she asks, now softly stroking his face with both hands.
"No," he replies, "I'm just the manager."
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she asks, running her hands up beyond his ears and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathes the manager clearly aroused. "He's in the back doing taxes right now. Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message." She continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
"Tell him," she says, "that there is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies room."
2007-11-01 10:55:44 · 17 answers · asked by Nancy M 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's
1) Hilarious
2) Disturbing
3) Disgusting...
Oh and still hilarious. Nice one!
2007-11-01 11:10:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anna Molly 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i dont find this funny rather like a romantic love story rather boring isnt it
2007-11-01 18:00:17 · answer #2 · answered by Michael Schumacher fan 1956 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old McDonald had a farm ,e-i-e-i-o
And on his farm he had a cow ,e-i-e-i-o
With a moo moo, here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a moo moo
Old McDonald had a farm e-i-e-i-o
And on his farm he had a pig, e-i-e-i-o
With an oink oink, here an oink, there an oink, everywhere an oink---------------------------------------
2007-11-01 18:05:51 · answer #3 · answered by eematters 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
being the manager isn't always the job you really would want...lmao
2007-11-01 18:10:53 · answer #4 · answered by Santa's helper 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahaha that's funny but disgusting at the same time!!!
2007-11-01 18:00:23 · answer #5 · answered by xoacousticox 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny! ;)
2007-11-01 18:00:57 · answer #6 · answered by tigersue 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-11-01 18:02:23 · answer #7 · answered by Muscles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that has to be one of the best on yahoo tonight.
2007-11-01 18:01:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL...sounds like something my Dad would do
2007-11-01 17:59:38 · answer #9 · answered by Michael M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funnny
2007-11-01 18:00:50 · answer #10 · answered by XstineeyX 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋