THE AMISH AND THE ELEVATOR
An Amish boy and his father were in a shopping mall. They were amazed
by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls
that could move apart and slide back together again.
The boy asked, "What is this, Father?" The father (never having seen an
elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life.
I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching in amazement, a fat old lady
in a wheelchair rolled her way up to the moving walls and pressed a button.
The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small
chamber. The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched the small
circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to
watch until the last number was reached; then the numbers began to light
in reverse order. Finally the walls opened again, and a gorgeous
24-year-old blond stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his
son........"Go get your mother."
2007-11-01 10:45:48 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
it is very very ... funny a star
2007-11-01 21:21:30 · answer #1 · answered by Philomena 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-01 13:17:05 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL it took me a while to get that one
2007-11-01 12:26:32 · answer #3 · answered by COB RULE 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol really made me laugh out loud.
Good joke!
2007-11-02 01:04:54 · answer #4 · answered by Jordan (guy) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny and star deserving.
2007-11-01 10:53:06 · answer #5 · answered by Friendly boy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a male joke , very good,
2007-11-01 10:59:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao'
hell yea i read it the other day , its hillarious
2007-11-02 09:57:10 · answer #7 · answered by ღ£Ðwå®Ðz§ løv£®ღ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lols . LMAO
2007-11-01 20:32:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So good.
2007-11-01 16:34:33 · answer #9 · answered by jessika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-11-01 10:52:19 · answer #10 · answered by ARIZONA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋