Little Johnny walked up to a whore house carry a dead, flattened out frog. He tells the lady who runs it "I want to have sex with someone who has a disease" The woman tells him noone hear has any stds. Little Johnny replies "I heard the men at the bar saying how Abigail gave them herpes" The woman says alright fine and Little Johnny hands her the money. He goes upstairs and does what he went there to do. He comes back downstairs and the woman asks, why, out of all the girls here, did you want the only one who has a disease. So Little Johnny says, Tonight, my dad hired my babysitter Stacey, and Stacey, is going to have sex with me like she always does. Dad will then drive her home, but on the way, they will stop and have as well. Dad will then come home for a quicky with mom. Tomorrow when dad leaves for work, the milk man will come to deliver our milk. He will come inside and have sex with mom. The milk man is the bas**** who ran over my frog!
2007-11-01 11:01:23 · 9 answers · asked by Courtney[Catastrophe] 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahaha thats a good one
1) HAVE A STAR!!
2) where did u get the joke?
3) he sounds a little older then little (like 12)
2007-11-02 12:05:35 · answer #1 · answered by whatever101 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-01 12:18:33 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's good & funny, but Little Johnny wouldn't do that!
2007-11-01 11:12:36 · answer #3 · answered by Leff_NutZ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What goes around comes around.
serves the bas**** right!
2007-11-01 11:04:30 · answer #4 · answered by EMT Pete 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should seperate into paragraphs* But I love it!! Great going!!
2007-11-03 06:06:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good...star worthy~
2007-11-01 11:05:14 · answer #6 · answered by Scooter_The_Squirrels_Wifey 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny.
2007-11-01 11:05:08 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-11-01 11:05:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
:-)
2007-11-01 11:05:51 · answer #9 · answered by mardix27 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋