Little Johnny walked up to a whore house carry a dead, flattened out frog. He tells the lady who runs it "I want to have sex with someone who has a disease" The woman tells him noone hear has any stds. Little Johnny replies "I heard the men at the bar saying how Abigail gave them herpes" The woman says alright fine and Little Johnny hands her the money. He goes upstairs and does what he went there to do. He comes back downstairs and the woman asks, why, out of all the girls here, did you want the only one who has a disease. So Little Johnny says, Tonight, my dad hired my babysitter Stacey, and Stacey, is going to have sex with me like she always does. Dad will then drive her home, but on the way, they will stop and have as well. Dad will then come home for a quicky with mom. Tomorrow when dad leaves for work, the milk man will come to deliver our milk. He will come inside and have sex with mom. The milk man is the bas**** who ran over my frog!
2007-11-01 11:01:29 · 17 answers · asked by Courtney[Catastrophe] 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
actually laughing out loud - loved it!
2007-11-01 11:04:46 · answer #1 · answered by kim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-01 12:15:48 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2007-11-01 11:05:45 · answer #3 · answered by teri 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too long for such an ordinary punchline--ONLY 5 out of 10
2007-11-01 11:05:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah Little Johnny, get revenge
no matter who you hurt.
2007-11-01 11:06:13 · answer #5 · answered by candle 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good one...star for you.
2007-11-01 11:04:59 · answer #6 · answered by Rhonda & Cats 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it but I still like it, good job!
2007-11-01 11:04:15 · answer #7 · answered by Santa's helper 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like it
2007-11-01 11:04:11 · answer #8 · answered by nethertry 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny!
2007-11-01 11:04:15 · answer #9 · answered by Kimmikins! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol ew
2007-11-01 11:04:35 · answer #10 · answered by Lovey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋