Entertainment & Music - 30 October 2007

Little Jimmy was laying about on a hillock in the middle of a meadow on a warm
spring day. Puffy white clouds rolled by and he pondered their shape. Soon, he
began to think about God.
"God? Are you really there?" Jimmy said out loud.
To his astonishment a voice came from the clouds. "Yes, Jimmy?
What can I do for you?"
Seizing the opportunity, Jimmy asked, "God? What is a million years like to
you?"
Knowing that Jimmy could not understand the concept of infinity, God responded
in a manner to which Jimmy could relate. "A
million years to me, Jimmy, is like a minute."
"Oh," said Jimmy. "Well, then, what's a million dollars like to you?"
"A million dollars to me, Jimmy, is like a penny."
"Wow!" remarked Jimmy, getting an idea. "You're so generous... can I have one
of your pennies?"
God replied, "Sure thing, Jimmy! Just a minute."

A sweet little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and
asks him, "Daddy, what's sex?"
So, her father sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees.

He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperm and eggs etc.
He tells her about puberty, menstruation, men and women and love...
He thinks what the hell, and tells her the works, thinking that to tell it all
is the only way to tell truth.
The girl is somewhat awe struck with this sudden influx of bizarre new
knowledge, and her father finally asks, "So why did you wish to know about sex?"

"Oh, mommy said lunch would be ready in a couple of secs..."

2007-10-30 11:26:18 · 11 answers · asked by the mrs:) 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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what is your?

WHAT IS YOUR FAVE CREATURE? (EXAMPLE- GHOST, WITCH,VAMPIRE,BAT,WOLF)

2007-10-30 11:26:03 · 7 answers · asked by FrozenFlowers 6 in Polls & Surveys

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How do u end an IM conversation w/o being rude?

Lets say u've been IMing for like an hour, and all u wanna do is stop typing and go do somethign else. ow do you leave the chat without saying" I'm bored, so I'm leaving'? Whats a good excuse for leaving the chaT?

2007-10-30 11:25:50 · 5 answers · asked by Cirque de Soleil (Is bored) 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Are there any particular uses for a belly button?

2007-10-30 11:25:00 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Im I the only one who thinks its too bleeping early for christmas questions?

2007-10-30 11:24:41 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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POLL rugby or football??

2007-10-30 11:22:43 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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How do you tell a family member, I love you but you are a pain in the a**?

2007-10-30 11:22:17 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Honesty is the best policy?

2007-10-30 11:22:17 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you like eggnog?

Only for Christmas?

2007-10-30 11:20:57 · 78 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Little Johnny's at it again.....?

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
* * *
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked. To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. "What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"
* * *
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?" Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!"
* * *

2007-10-30 11:20:21 · 17 answers · asked by larry m♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

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Are You The Type To Just Run Away From It All..??

2007-10-30 11:19:57 · 22 answers · asked by ×Charmz× 6 in Polls & Surveys

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A astrology question concerning my career?

My jupiter is Cancer in the 10th house and my Mars is in pisces in the 6th house. My midheaven is in Gemini. Arent those the areas you look to for career insight? What does this say about my future career?

If there is anything else that could say somthing about my career tell me and I'll ad the information.
Thanks!

2007-10-30 11:19:53 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

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What could I say to make you smile?

2007-10-30 11:18:41 · 17 answers · asked by Chris C 3 in Polls & Surveys

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'nother joke...? :)?

plz dont mean comment, im jus sharin jokes

a woman walks into a supermarket, and notices a male customer whose zipper is
undone. The woman kindly says" excuse me sir,but your barracks doors are open".
Not having a clue what the woman was talking about he continued shopping. A few
moments later another customer approached the man and explained that his zipper
was undone. The man zipped up and continued his shopping. At the checkout he ran
into the woman who originally informed him of his zipper.He decides to play into
her unusual comment; "excuse me maam, when you noticed my barracks door was
open, did you happen to see a soldier standing at full attention?" The woman
responded by saying " no, all i saw was a disabled vet sitting on two duffle
bags"

2007-10-30 11:18:41 · 9 answers · asked by the mrs:) 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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Whats one thing you always say your going to do?

but never end up doing?

i always say im gonna go to sleep early on weeknights cuz i have work at 9am but i end up goin to sleep like at 2am

2007-10-30 11:18:11 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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C'mon guys...?

I have asked for names for a new kitten but there are only a few that are hitting the spot at the momnet.

Went for a dog...came back with a cat!

She's black with a tiny speck of white on her chest. She has the faintest tigery stripes on her legs and belly and she is just beautiful.

Suggest some names for this witchy gonna - be - loved - to - death puddy cat...

2007-10-30 11:17:51 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Is your neighbor a jerk?

mine called the building inspector on me today for not having a permit for a garden shed. I know need to have a permit, but man what a jerk. In 15 years I have never had words ( until today) with this person but he's like this with everyone on the block

2007-10-30 11:17:23 · 22 answers · asked by Eric the Great *USA* 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Whats your favorite song ?

also check out my question http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ane1fxzk8Mh_MoBD4S76qMHsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20071030131534AAsQxGm

2007-10-30 11:16:30 · 4 answers · asked by Krista 2 in Polls & Surveys

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what is your school's mascot?

well you can probably guess mine
lol
well actually thats my hometowns mascot
now im a bulldog
but i like to say im a goblin
: )

2007-10-30 11:15:44 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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how many cows have you ate in your entire life?

2007-10-30 11:14:51 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Make love or have sex?

Which would you rather?

2007-10-30 11:14:39 · 27 answers · asked by That Special Someone 4 in Polls & Surveys

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GH: Robin and Patrick/Layla?

Does anyone else feel like Layla and Patrick are a bad match? I honestly cant stand them together. She's okay as a character but I hate them as a couple. I really wish Robin and Patrick would get back together. Yes they fought a lot, but they love eachother completely. And Robin doesnt need to become a mother anytime soon. Anyone else here Pro Scrubs???

2007-10-30 11:13:48 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Soap Operas