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a woman walks into a supermarket, and notices a male customer whose zipper is
undone. The woman kindly says" excuse me sir,but your barracks doors are open".
Not having a clue what the woman was talking about he continued shopping. A few
moments later another customer approached the man and explained that his zipper
was undone. The man zipped up and continued his shopping. At the checkout he ran
into the woman who originally informed him of his zipper.He decides to play into
her unusual comment; "excuse me maam, when you noticed my barracks door was
open, did you happen to see a soldier standing at full attention?" The woman
responded by saying " no, all i saw was a disabled vet sitting on two duffle
bags"

2007-10-30 11:18:41 · 9 answers · asked by the mrs:) 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

9 answers

lol lol lol lol

2007-10-30 11:21:47 · answer #1 · answered by ARIZONA 3 · 1 0

Funny! 10!

2007-10-30 21:20:07 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

lol. lol. i bet my bottom dollar that he wasn't expecting that answer. poor man now he has to talk the walk of shame.lol. thanks for sharing.

2007-10-30 18:28:45 · answer #3 · answered by mysticshabs 3 · 0 0

ohhh what a blow to his ego! thx for sharing! lol

2007-10-30 18:24:05 · answer #4 · answered by emorangers16 2 · 0 0

lol rofl roflol nice one

2007-10-30 18:22:57 · answer #5 · answered by Jonathan S 3 · 1 0

LOL LOL LOL 10/10

2007-10-30 18:40:07 · answer #6 · answered by Vanka 3 · 1 0

hahahaha! good one!

2007-10-30 18:32:30 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

if you say so :)

2007-10-30 18:39:39 · answer #8 · answered by David L 4 · 0 0

funny sh!t

2007-10-30 19:21:17 · answer #9 · answered by Kookie M 5 · 0 0

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