Little Jimmy was laying about on a hillock in the middle of a meadow on a warm
spring day. Puffy white clouds rolled by and he pondered their shape. Soon, he
began to think about God.
"God? Are you really there?" Jimmy said out loud.
To his astonishment a voice came from the clouds. "Yes, Jimmy?
What can I do for you?"
Seizing the opportunity, Jimmy asked, "God? What is a million years like to
you?"
Knowing that Jimmy could not understand the concept of infinity, God responded
in a manner to which Jimmy could relate. "A
million years to me, Jimmy, is like a minute."
"Oh," said Jimmy. "Well, then, what's a million dollars like to you?"
"A million dollars to me, Jimmy, is like a penny."
"Wow!" remarked Jimmy, getting an idea. "You're so generous... can I have one
of your pennies?"
God replied, "Sure thing, Jimmy! Just a minute."
A sweet little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and
asks him, "Daddy, what's sex?"
So, her father sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees.
He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperm and eggs etc.
He tells her about puberty, menstruation, men and women and love...
He thinks what the hell, and tells her the works, thinking that to tell it all
is the only way to tell truth.
The girl is somewhat awe struck with this sudden influx of bizarre new
knowledge, and her father finally asks, "So why did you wish to know about sex?"
"Oh, mommy said lunch would be ready in a couple of secs..."
2007-10-30 11:26:18 · 11 answers · asked by the mrs:) 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ohhhhh wow! thats awful! lol i like it. kool beans!
2007-10-30 11:32:13 · answer #1 · answered by emorangers16 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-30 14:28:47 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey girl tx for answering my question. tryin to get in touch but i cnt. email me or add me on yahoo messanger?? ur answer is yes i do hun.
anyway il keep to topic
erm doctor doctor i feeling like a pair of curtains
doctor says " well pull yourself togher "
lol
2007-11-02 02:41:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nicely the 1st one I definitely have heard formerly and it became into ok. the 2nd became into the funniest...i became into ingesting on the time so maybe it wasn't the main suitable timing in spite of the shown fact that it became right into a humorous comedian tale. The 0.33 one became into sturdy too. Anymore?
2016-10-14 09:25:47 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL the second one is funny
2007-10-30 16:04:40 · answer #5 · answered by Melissa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought the first one was hilarious, and so was the second one
2007-10-30 11:33:13 · answer #6 · answered by Star City Girl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha,l was feeling down,but you cheered me up, they are So Funny,lol, ha ha ha.Thankyou.Love Jo xx
2007-10-30 11:38:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hi enjoyed the last one, not sure about the first one
2007-10-30 12:17:32 · answer #8 · answered by little star 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol ur funny 10/10
2007-10-30 11:36:43 · answer #9 · answered by Vanka 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
err that 1st one was ... ehh...
but the second one!!! lmao
2007-10-30 11:33:03 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ Priya! ♥ (xD) 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋