A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
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Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked. To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. "What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"
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The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?" Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!"
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2007-10-30 11:20:21 · 17 answers · asked by larry m♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
these are the best lil johnny jokes yet
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2007-10-30 12:10:01 · answer #1 · answered by mrs_pipesmoker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2007-10-30 18:37:50 · answer #2 · answered by Vanka 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like Little Johnny. He's something else!
2007-10-30 19:00:13 · answer #3 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes they were great nice way to go to bed with a smile on your face 10 /10
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2007-10-30 18:37:56 · answer #4 · answered by Steven E 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-30 21:08:24 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i just love lil johnny
2007-10-30 18:42:34 · answer #6 · answered by David L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahhhhhhhhh... little Johnny ... how I love this kid.... always puts a smile on my face!
2007-10-30 18:41:25 · answer #7 · answered by ARIZONA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good.
keep the supply coming
hahahaha lol
2007-10-30 18:28:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-10-31 02:59:22 · answer #9 · answered by KEB 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny dude!
2007-10-30 19:26:42 · answer #10 · answered by born4mission 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋